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Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
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Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
I suppose you think this makes it all better now?


http://apnews.excite.com/article/2011041...7F800.html

Quote:The Vatican has sanctioned a Belgian bishop who resigned last year after admitting he had sexually abused his nephew, saying he can no longer act as a priest in public and may risk further church sanctions.


That will take care of everything all right!
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Well according to Richard Dawkins in the God Delusion, child molestation is nothing more than an "embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience". So maybe the Priest should be allowed to work and not be sanctioned at all, according to DickDawk's warped views on morality of course.
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(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Well according to Richard Dawkins in the God Delusion, child molestation is nothing more than an "embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience". So maybe the Priest should be allowed to work and not be sanctioned at all, according to DickDawk's warped views on morality of course.

I have a copy of The God Delusion right in front of me, kindly tell me the page number of this ridiculous statement, or admit that you are quote-mining and/or making shit up.

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Not only will I kindly give you the page number, I will also kindly give you the quote, and also kindly put it in bold for you. Somehow I have the feeling you will not kindly admit that I was right though...just a hunch. You'll find a way to justify DickDawk's views on the subject since he has become a Christ figure to the Atheistic religion.

On page 355 (off of google books) of "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

"Nevertheless, it is clearly unjust to visit upon all pedophiles a vengeance appropriate to the tiny minority who are also murderers. All three of the boarding schools I attended employed teachers whose affection for small boys overstepped the bounds of propriety. That was indeed reprehensible. Nevertheless if, fifty years on, they had been hounded by vigilantes or lawyers as no better than child murderers, I should have felt obliged to come to their defense, even as the victim of one of them (an embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience)."





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(April 12, 2011 at 2:27 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Not only will I kindly give you the page number, I will also kindly give you the quote, and also kindly put it in bold for you. Somehow I have the feeling you will not kindly admit that I was right though...just a hunch. You'll find a way to justify DickDawk's views on the subject since he has become a Christ figure to the Atheistic religion.

Chapter 9, on page 316 of "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

"Nevertheless, it is clearly unjust to visit upon all pedophiles a vengeance appropriate to the tiny minority who are also murderers. All three of the boarding schools I attended employed teachers whose affection for small boys overstepped the bounds of propriety. That was indeed reprehensible. Nevertheless if, fifty years on, they had been hounded by vigilantes or lawyers as no better than child murderers, I should have felt obliged to come to their defense, even as the victim of one of them (an embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience)."

Alright, I found it on p. 355 in my copy. You're right in the sense that this quote exists. What Dawkins seems to be saying is that child murder, including sexually-motivated murder, is a worse crime than molestation. I assume most people would agree with that. Child molesters are despicable people, but compared to the horrific rape and murder of an 8-year old girl that he describes just prior to this quote, I'd say the rapist-murderer is at least slightly more despicable.

I'm surprised to hear Dawkins describe molestation as 'embarrassing but otherwise harmless.' Maybe if the inappropriate contact is extremely mild... There's a difference between having a priest slap your ass briefly on one occasion, and being brutally raped on an ongoing basis. But if you want to consider molestation in general, I would disagree with Dawkins on that point. I would never consider sexual abuse to be 'harmless.' The physical harm is temporary, but the psychological harm can last a lifetime and can be devastating. Some people never get over it.

I don't understand why you, like a lot of religious people, assume atheists see Dawkins as a Christ figure. Obviously he's just a human being. He has some excellent things to say on a lot of subjects, but that doesn't mean I would swallow The God Delusion whole as if it were a bible or something. As an atheist, I question things, and if I don't agree with something, I don't find some delusional way to justify it just because the person who said it is also an atheist.
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RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
Don't waste your time trying to explain "context" to an idiot who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
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RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Not only will I kindly give you the page number, I will also kindly give you the quote, and also kindly put it in bold for you.
Wel That IS very kind of you.
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: Somehow I have the feeling you will not kindly admit that I was right though...just a hunch. You'll find a way to justify DickDawk's views on the subject since he has become a Christ figure to the Atheistic religion.
Your requirements for a "christ figure" must be pretty low or generic for you to consider someone like Dawkins to be equal to your Christ. "Atheistic Religion"?!?! LMFAO..WUT?! Perhaps we should later discuss my bald hair color? "DickDawk"? Big Grin I like playing with words too. I call a Vagina a "Va Jay Jay" and I call Jesus "Jebus".
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: On page 355 (off of google books) of "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins
*Pulls out copy of "DickDawk's God Derusion" and blows dust off of it*
Damn, I remember not caring much for this book. It means something to Waldorf, so I guess I will go along
(April 12, 2011 at 1:54 pm)Statler Waldorf Wrote: "Nevertheless, it is clearly unjust to visit upon all pedophiles a vengeance appropriate to the tiny minority who are also murderers. All three of the boarding schools I attended employed teachers whose affection for small boys overstepped the bounds of propriety. That was indeed reprehensible. Nevertheless if, fifty years on, they had been hounded by vigilantes or lawyers as no better than child murderers, I should have felt obliged to come to their defense, even as the victim of one of them (an embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience)."
I dont see it in my copy of my book. Damn, I guess I have to go over to google books. I prefer to have the real thing in my hand, and not some cut and paste crap from the net.

Quick question..did you read the book or did you get this cut and paste from some web site?

Ah, here it is in full context



Well I'll be a monkey's uncle dipped in pig shit! He's right!! It is in there! Well, I guess that settles it Min.. you have gone against our Lord and Savior DickDawk's words. You must repent or lose your place in atheist nothingness and be sent to torment in Christian Heaven. May nothing have mercy on your non-existant soul.

The context of DickDawk's line of thinking is that he wants people to chill the fuck out and stop grabbing their pitch forks. He also points out that it is easy for people to concoct memories. He also points out that child murderers are worse than child molestors, and that the people going after these priests act as if they were murderers with the zeal they hunt them down with. Honestly Waldorf, I am not sure what you are trying to say. Could you be a bit more specific?

Waldorf Wrote:Well according to Richard Dawkins in the God Delusion, child molestation is nothing more than an "embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience". So maybe the Priest should be allowed to work and not be sanctioned at all, according to DickDawk's warped views on morality of course.
Okay, now you are more specific..umm...What you say, and what you posted seem to agree, but when I read the entire page in context it seems like you just cherry picked.

Do you care to clarify?
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RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
Anyways, since the main issue has been the Church's obstruction of justice, cover-ups and lies, i don't see how this is of any relevance...
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RE: Oh, Thank you, Your Ass-Holiness....
I want justice for those wronged by the church. Until then all of their "blah blah" is drowned out by the cries of the abused children.
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Yeah I corrected the page number above. I don't think anyone disputes the fact that murder is a more serious crime than molestation (even though both are evil in my eyes). I think the problem with Dawkin's view is the "embarrassing but otherwise harmless" approach to molestation. I have heard some make the case that he is not talking about molestation, but I feel he actually is because he is speaking of pedophiles and their victims. If he was not indeed talking about molestation then he just worded the passage very poorly and should clarify. I think the biggest problem for him is how inconsistent it makes him look. Here he is trying to go after the Pope for "crimes against humanity", but according to his book all the pope was doing was covering up "embarrassing but otherwise harmless" activities. So which is it?

I was not saying that you necessarily view Dawkins as a Christ figure- especially not that you at least admit that the quote seems way off base. However, I have had discussions with many atheists who engage in mental gymnastics to protect Dawkin’s as somewhat of a hero. Though I think we both know that if the pope had said something about molestation being only an "embarrassing but otherwise harmless experience" atheists around the globe would be outraged (and for good reason I think). I just


(April 12, 2011 at 3:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Don't waste your time trying to explain "context" to an idiot who thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.

How are my views on the age of the Earth in anyway relevant to this discussion? Nice non-sequitur. I am not surprised you’d go to bat for Dawkin’s on this, even though we all know you wouldn’t defend the Pope if he had said the very same thing.
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