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What's your going to hell score?
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 (January 19, 2017 at 10:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote:(January 19, 2017 at 10:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For a full view I'll be creating a new FB pages in the next couple of weeks. Last one was shut down because of a boob picture, apparently. Yeah, I accidentally put it on the open page instead of a private one. Ooops! Next time I'll post a pussy pic - that'll have them up in arms! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Up in something, anyway.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
One thing to remember is that your sins do not have to be current. As long as you have not asked Jesus for forgiveness then your soul still remains stained. So, give yourself credit and count those 25 year old sins too. Looks good on your resume.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
That's the whole thing, isn't it? It doesn't matter what you do or how you treat others, all that matters is whether you believe. I actually know someone irl, unfortunately, who has no problem cheating on his wife, defrauding children's charities - twice - money laundering, and basically is a total sociopath. But he has said with his own mouth hole that he can just go to his church and get forgiven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
....7? Um... cue evil laughter?
Slightly disappointed by my score of 17. (18 if I count a 9 year old once-in-a-lifetime sin.) I thought I was worse than that.
* * * Something something dark side * * *
Does looking upon others with lust in my heart still count as adultery? If so, my score's off the freakin' chart.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
I'm not evil. I'm just bad!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
I got my lucky number, 13!
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