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What's your going to hell score?

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What's your going to hell score?
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 8:51 pm
Thank you, Beccs, because as you know, our vagina votes would totally cancel each other out Big Grin
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#52
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 8:57 pm
Ooh, I spike to 26 if you count per tattoo.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#53
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:01 pm
So you lot are saying I must try harder?
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#54
RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:03 pm
Exactly.
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:12 pm
28 and well on my way!
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm
Wait!

Does each act of banging outside of marriage count as a single sin?
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:13 pm
Just 13 for me.

Wait wait wait, hold on...

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Parent haters?

"If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters - yes, even their own life - such a person cannot be my disciple."

Envious and thankless idolaters?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 8:24 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Only if I do because if you count the number of tattoos I have, my number surpasses your number by one.

I don't even have any tats...


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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm
I thought it was an autocorrect thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 9:37 pm
(January 19, 2017 at 9:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(January 19, 2017 at 8:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I don't even have any tats...


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What?

Oh.  Tats.

Damn glasses.

Oh, I have those...

Bouncy!

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