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Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!

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Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
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Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 11:33 am
http://www.rawstory.com/2017/03/the-pope...d-atheism/

Quote:‘The pope’s wrong’: Creationist Ken Ham rails against Francis over science and atheism


C'mon, Frankie.  Hit him back.  Punch him in the kidneys.  Kick him in the balls.

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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 6:41 pm
They're fighting over who can make up the best stories!
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 6:51 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 6:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: They're fighting over who can make up the best stories!

Islam and Christianity have been doing it for 1,500 years.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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March 15, 2017 at 7:11 pm (This post was last modified: March 15, 2017 at 7:12 pm by Faith No More.)
Classic Yaweh. Rather than send a concise message everyone could understand, he sent a poorly worded communication that has caused untold fighting and suffering amongst Christians.  

Silly deity.
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 7:15 pm
Never underestimate the value and respect to be learned on both sides of a good old fashioned butt whooping. Popes and creationists included.
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 7:19 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 7:15 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Never underestimate the value and respect to be learned on both sides of a good old fashioned butt whooping.  Popes and creationists included.

What book did Jesus say that in again?
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 7:21 pm
Oh gawdz. When I was a silly Christian girl, I was one of the ministers in church, so I got to hang out with the important ones (aka, the most fanatical ones). We'd debate and fight about doctrine all the fucking time. This was our chance to show off who had read the most books and just how much of the Bible you could quote without looking it up. Lmao!!!

Now I'm a silly atheist woman and I hang out with nerds and I sit there as they debate games or politics while I think that this makes them hot. I swear the church caused a lot of damage  Angel
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 7:29 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(March 15, 2017 at 7:15 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Never underestimate the value and respect to be learned on both sides of a good old fashioned butt whooping.  Popes and creationists included.

What book did Jesus say that in again?

You'll find it in Paul's Epistle To The Buttwhoopians.

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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 9:32 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(March 15, 2017 at 7:15 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Never underestimate the value and respect to be learned on both sides of a good old fashioned butt whooping.  Popes and creationists included.

What book did Jesus say that in again?

It's my own. But if He had said it I suspect it would have been when he was driving the money changers out of the temple with a whip.
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RE: Oh I Love It When Xristards Fight!
March 15, 2017 at 10:06 pm
(March 15, 2017 at 9:32 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote:
(March 15, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Faith No More Wrote: What book did Jesus say that in again?

It's my own.  But if He had said it I suspect it would have been when he was driving the money changers out of the temple with a whip.

This is how I always picture Jesus now.

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