Looks like jesus fucked up on the giving the asshole "wisdom" part. Fucking jesus is a poser.
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Silver Lining of Trump
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 RE: Silver Lining of Trump
April 23, 2017 at 10:02 am
(This post was last modified: April 23, 2017 at 10:03 am by Fake Messiah.)
Yeah, Jesus doesn't help little babies that have leukemia, cancer or are missing an organ so why would he bother helping some stupid fat asshole?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Silver Lining of Trump
May 6, 2017 at 1:20 pm
(This post was last modified: May 6, 2017 at 1:22 pm by Fake Messiah.)
I coincidentally heard that this year marks 100th anniversary of Mary's apparition in Fatima. I heard she talked with shepherd, one of which asked her some questions and she was telling them how God is crossed because people are telling bad, insulting stuff about him. I mean God sounds awfully a lot like Donald Trump!
Mary (in voice people do when they impersonate Trump) What do I hear people are saying that God has small hands?! Fake News! He has the biggest hands, yuge! OK? They're so big and immense, which means that the other things connected with that are also yuge! Shepard: You mean his dick. But how do you know since you're a virgin? Mary: Well, angel Gabriel told me. He and God were playing tennis and Gabriel saw his penis in the shower, so nothing gay, OK? Shepard: Tennis?! Mary: OK he jerked him off to impregnate me, in fact the whole army of archangels had to jerk him off, that's how big his dick is. That's why he created angels, as helping hands. In any way his hands are yuge, his hair is also real and all gold is his, so stop spreading fake news. Shepard: Just one question, how did angel Gabriel bring down God's semen when he impregnated you with it? Mary: What? He brought it in his asshole. Gotta fly now.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
There must be some hidden unwritten law reporters have to follow when it comes to natural disasters. We had a tornado way north of us but within our viewing area, and again this morning's package(reporter voice with B roll) included a clip of an old lady thanking God she survived. UGGGGGGG how many people get killed by ANY natural disaster? We had lots of flood related deaths this week too.
RE: Silver Lining of Trump
May 7, 2017 at 9:32 am
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2017 at 9:33 am by Fake Messiah.)
Yeah, Christians and thunderstorms. When you think about it Christians could have developed their mythology in a way that Mary is in love with angel Gabriel so that every time there is a storm it's actually God shooting Mary and old Gabe with thunders because they are smooching. Especially during hurricanes where she is especially hot and wet for Gabe.
I mean it would have been much more captivating and richer explanation for thunderstorms then other one that Christians use and that is that prophet Elijah is driving his carriage on the clouds. In the matter of fact next time when I find myself with Christians during thunderstorms I'm going to use this story for explanation.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
So even this pope gets picture of him making-out with some other celebrity
![[Image: 9uv3Iuei.jpg]](https://i.imgbox.com/9uv3Iuei.jpg) It is described as: A life-size mural depicting Pope Francis with a saintly halo kissing U.S. President Donald Trump sprouting devil’s horns appeared on a wall near the Vatican on Thursday, less than two weeks before they are due to meet.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Silver Lining of Trump
May 23, 2017 at 2:48 am
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2017 at 2:49 am by Fake Messiah.)
When he put her hands around her waist she got so excited and as his hands were going up closer and closer to her full round breasts her he nipples got so hard that she thought they were going to explode, she was indeed on the verge of orgasm as all that excitement found it's way down as a Niagara waterfall and pored down her crotch.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Trump visits Vatican which means it's time for some Catholic jokes
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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