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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: June 15, 2017 at 4:47 pm by Mystical.)
Okay so I've noticed over the years just how Many numerous tangents about penises (penne in Latin apparently), that our members (mainly male haha) can sideline threads with when things get boring. Like when we get shit and run threads. Or any time a certain male alpha speaks. 

So here's my challenge. 

How many pages can we get, without letting the thread die, talking solely about penis?

Ready.. Set... PENIS!!!

EtA: The last person to post has the biggest penis of all! Now it will neVer die. Cool Shades
Or will it and someone gets declared head dick of the forum???
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:33 pm
My penis is sleek and powerful.

Clamored for by many, given to the worthy few.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:34 pm
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, penis !!
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:34 pm
This thread is a load of balls!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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June 15, 2017 at 4:35 pm
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June 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm
And the females can post here too.

Penis envy is a perfectly fine topic for them.
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June 15, 2017 at 4:37 pm
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June 15, 2017 at 4:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm by vorlon13.)

 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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June 15, 2017 at 4:39 pm
Figures Vorlon would be the first. Hilarious
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm
This thread might limp along for awhile but will eventually peter out.
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