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NASA denies mars child slave colony

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NASA denies mars child slave colony
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NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:37 pm
Yes, NASA really had to do this 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies...ny-on-mars
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:42 pm
Can we make Alex Jones a slave on a Martian colony?
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:44 pm
Fucked up country, man.
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:47 pm
Let's just call this "Alex Jones dealing in anti-government fearmongering based around ludicrously impossible bullshit, Chapter #1149."
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:56 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm by Iroscato.)
"No, we do not run a clandestine child slavery operation on Mars."

That's exactly what someone running a clandestine child slavery operation on Mars would say.
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
June 30, 2017 at 11:56 pm
AJ's just pissed off he got scammed ... he paid some big bucks for that little Martian trinket.

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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
July 1, 2017 at 12:08 am
Angry  My three children were just recently returned to me from many years of slavery in the Mars colony. Buncha of Mars haters, youse guys! Big Grin  Now, watch- some nimnull on the internet will quote me out of context. Dodgy
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
July 1, 2017 at 12:45 am
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
July 1, 2017 at 12:48 am
(July 1, 2017 at 12:45 am)vorlon13 Wrote: 456
Okay, this confuses me: why 456? I mean, when I put my number in my post, I just took the first four-digit number a random number generator gave me, but what is the context for just writing 456?
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
July 1, 2017 at 12:55 am
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