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NASA denies mars child slave colony
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
(June 30, 2017 at 11:37 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: Yes, NASA really had to do this 

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies...ny-on-mars

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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
What I find most depressing is that so many people are willing to believe such patently ridiculous nonsense that NASA need to formally deny it.
The flat earthers will be all over this I suspect.
That it will flatly contradict their belief in a flat earth will matter not at all.
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NASA just lost my respect, unless they were just having fun with this. Errmmm, wait. . . what dafuq is the "daily beast"?
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#14
RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
There are no child slavery colonies on Mars. Titan is a different story.

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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
(July 1, 2017 at 7:42 am)bennyboy Wrote: NASA just lost my respect, unless they were just having fun with this.  Errmmm, wait. . . what dafuq is the "daily beast"?

http://www.thedailybeast.com/

Great, all that Mars Child Slave Labor Inc. stock I bought is worthless?
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#16
RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
They have active rovers on Mars.....piloted by child slaves!
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Meh..Mars is soooo 2016!
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
(July 1, 2017 at 8:16 am)Chad32 Wrote: They have active rovers on Mars.....piloted by child slaves!

...pedaled by...

How do you think ithey've been going this long?
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
(June 30, 2017 at 11:42 pm)Industrial Lad Wrote: Can we make Alex Jones a slave on a Martian colony?

How about just put him under the exhaust nozzle of the ballistic rocket that would fire the trump voters into some obscure spot in the south Atlantic where Israelis could test an atom bomb and hardly anyone noticed?
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RE: NASA denies mars child slave colony
(July 1, 2017 at 7:42 am)bennyboy Wrote: NASA just lost my respect, unless they were just having fun with this.  Errmmm, wait. . . what dafuq is the "daily beast"?

I don't understand this either, NASA had little to say to the moon hoax wankers so why bother with this twat Alex Jones.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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