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Holy sh*t, this is freaking hilarious!!!!!
September 22, 2017 at 4:00 pm
You guys, I am dying laughing right now. You gotta watch this video.
Quote:There’s no use trying to skirt around this, so let’s cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someone’s house for a few weeks now. They’re calling her the Mad Pooper and she won’t stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping. I hope you enjoy this report from local CBS outlet KKTV as much as I did.
http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed-the-...socialflow
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September 22, 2017 at 7:07 pm
poop is bad, it exits your bum and is therefore gay. I will pray for your souls and sphincters. Hope you are not too bloody heathens.
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September 22, 2017 at 8:39 pm
Charmin - the TP company - offered her a years supply of free TP if she would turn herself in. No shit.
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September 22, 2017 at 10:15 pm
CL, what have you started?
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RE: Holy sh*t, this is freaking hilarious!!!!!
September 22, 2017 at 11:04 pm
It was not one of my prouder moments but I once took a crap in somone's yard. It was when I lived in the U.S. Territory of Guam in the Pacific. I was a SCUBA instructor at the time and I had just done the academics portion of a class aboard a U.S. Navy ship called the Cable. I had made the supreme mistake of getting a bite to eat at Taco Bell before the class. It was early evening when it ended and I headed home. On the way, the urge to relieve myself became so powerful, I pulled over and performed the act in a stand of trees in someone's front yard. The alternative was to shit myself in the car.
To this day, I don't know what the aftermath was. There was no call to the police as far as I know. This was at the edge of their property and boarded a wooded area so it's possible it went undiscovered.
This was in 1997. I have yet to eat at Taco Bell since.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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