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Holy chicken
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Holy chicken
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/06...f=obinsite

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Jesus for sure ate fish, drank wine, and probably ate lamb. But there is not evidence Jesus ate chicken. So Chick-fil-A has no right right to serve Christians. American Jesus would eat only at Long John Silvers. So long as it had a wine bar.

http://www.whatwouldamericanjesusdo.com

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Um...the shitheads are talking about THIS jesus...not some long haired hippie peace nik.


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I'm trying to remember the other fast food place around here that does the same thing. You'd think blessed fast food would stop making you fat.
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The morons probably think it gets you to heaven faster.
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(February 11, 2011 at 12:42 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm trying to remember the other fast food place around here that does the same thing. You'd think blessed fast food would stop making you fat.
What a PR dream THAT would be!


Because of my diabetes,I'm unable to eat most processed breakfast cereals.My favourite, "Weetbix" is made by Sanitarium,which is owned by the Seventh Day Adventist Church. All profits go to the church.Do I care? Of course not; I get a good product a reasonable price.

On the rare occasion I eat fast food,I might have a burger with the lot (including beetroot) from the local greasy spoon.I never buy the alleged food from the American chains;it's expensive,bland,over processed, and gives you cancer of the colon. They are all appalling,but KFC is not fit for human consumption.Devil
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