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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?

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Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
vorlon13 Offline
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 7:11 pm
how about gift certificate to Gorats ??
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 8:18 pm
By praying to a statue of Vorlon, our arseholiness.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 9:41 pm
By building a temple of lettuce and carrots for your Holy Bunnyness.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 9:50 pm
Oh god, my worst nightmare. Just a lot of clarinets
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 22, 2017 at 9:59 pm
Offering up a different nymphet each day, a truck load of Viagra (not that he would necessarily need it) and unlimited access to a medical resuscitation team.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 4:42 am
Uhhhhh... dog treat offerings? I guess? I'm bad at gifts help
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 6:14 am
(September 22, 2017 at 9:41 pm)Astreja Wrote: By building a temple of lettuce and carrots for your Holy Bunnyness.

Good one!
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 7:07 am
The holy bunnyness is pleased with your offering.
In return, I can grant you an extra life or a new car now!
Choose wisely.

Fine print :
Extra life does not guarantee longevity.
New car up to the value of $25,000 plus on roads plus taxes.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 7:53 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2017 at 7:54 am by Brian37.)
Nope, wont kiss Ignoramous's  ass. Good thing for me god/s are fictional. The closest thing to that would be my cat, and ABBA.
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RE: Above Poster is your new god, how do you praise them?
September 23, 2017 at 8:50 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2017 at 8:50 am by The Industrial Atheist.)
Praise Brian and his bountiful rantiness. Aaaamen.
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