When is it My Turn?

[LadyForCamus]

I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

[SaStrike]

I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

Congrats haipule

[Edwardo Piet]

Maybe you could approach the mods about creating a 'Humourless, Juvenile DoucheNozzle Board' just for you.

Boru

I resent that! It would be the perfect place for me too! Stop being so exclusionary you meaniepants!

I am perfectly capable of being a juvenile a douchenozzle, or an immature poopyhead! I've even been called emotionally artistic for Pete's sake!





Screw you meanie!

Lots of love and hetero kisses,

Your friend,

Hammykins the Non-Boru

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I thought it said organisms, never mind, carry on.

I'm always making that mistake. Only the other way around. Damn biologists getting me all into this perpetually overexcited/underexcited pendulim swing. Fuck you Dawkins!

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I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

It is as long as I'm around when it happens, lol.

[Haipule]

[ Ok, so I'm here in HUMOR back at the bottom where many have said I belong. My goal is to make LadyForCamus laugh--tough sell! She looks just like a way back friend of mine named Stacy Pettyjohn. She said she is a fan of Dumb and Dumber but, I'm not as sophisticated as Jim Carrey https://youtu.be/PTnD40xvSeM ]

When is it my turn?

Somebody wins the sweepstakes: when is it my turn?
Somebody wins the lottery--twice: when is it my turn?
Somebody is having sex with my fantasy woman: when is it my turn?

And I, the one whom LOVES the female orgasm!

Yet, there are 4 types of female orgasms generally known.

1) The "Yes" orgasm: Oh yes, oh yes, yes, yes, yes!
2) The "No" orgasm: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no!
3) The "Religious Experience" orgasm: Oh God, God, Jesus, God!

Funny how Moran and JW women have been telling their husbands that Jesus is God for years and the men just don't listen!

4) The "Fake" orgasm: Oh atheist, atheist, big atheist. (I said big)

But there is actually a fifth type of orgasm and it is the most cruel!

It's called the "Reverse Fake" orgasm and it goes like this:

You just had an orgasm!
No I didn't!
Yes, you did!
No I DID NOT! Get busy boy!

REALLY! When is it my turn?!

I think this is important social commentary that belongs in a 'higher' forum.  Plus it failed to make me GOL (giggle out loud).

Regarding the varieties of female orgasm it is interesting to me that it actually does vary, as I learned in Human Physiology 10.  My first wife was multi organic which was lots of fun.  With her you could always bump her higher to another peak and it was fun to do.  My current wife likes that idea but has stronger (in my estimation) orgasms which last much longer.  Hard to say which is 'better'.  I did have one girl friend who I liked a lot who never had an orgasm with me because she was always thinking about her previous bf who she did eventually get back together with.  I assume she could cum when she gave herself permission.

Since you are into dogs, do you and your wife do it "doggy style"? I mean, does she let you hump her leg?

[Haipule]

Ok, so I'm here in HUMOR back at the bottom where many have said I belong.

Really?  Who said your posts belong in the 'humour' section?  We usually reserve this for things that are considered funny.

Maybe you could approach the mods about creating a 'Humourless, Juvenile DoucheNozzle Board' just for you.

Boru

In the bible it talks about receiving a "pebble" with your "new name" written on it. This name is based on your favorite google searches. I checked the akashic Hall of Records and your new name is "Asian Lesbian Dildo".

[Whateverist]

I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

Are you kidding?  Everything about your lot is fascinating to a lot of us guys.

[Minimalist]

Your turn in the barrel?

[LadyForCamus]

I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

Are you kidding?  Everything about your lot is fascinating to a lot of us guys.

Lol.  In the same way that evolution is..."fascinating" to fundies, I suspect.  😝

[Ravenshire]

Now you're just trolling, aren't you...?

Whaddya mean "now?"

[Haipule]

I did not realize the female orgasm was such an awe-inspiring thing to men, lol.

Congrats haipule

Thank you, thank you, thank you all...please sit down, thank you. You like me! You really, really like me! Wow! Is it tall and handsome in here? Or is it just me? First of all I just want to say it's great to be heterosexual and to be here...