The clock is lying. I am actually 17.
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Happy Birthday LastPoet
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(November 25, 2017 at 12:32 pm)LastPoet Wrote: The clock is lying. I am actually 17. Could we include your cock as well? hehehe
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Happy birthday, LP.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Happy Birthday, LP! Hope you do something awesomely fun that does not involve poopy-pants or temper tantrums! 😁🎂🍾
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Happy birthday! Hope you have had a good one.
(November 25, 2017 at 2:06 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Happy Birthday, LP! Hope you do something awesomely fun that does not involve poopy-pants or temper tantrums! 😁🎂🍾 Not that there is anything wrong with poopy pants or tantrums . . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Parabéns, rapaz!
Enjoy your old age. (November 25, 2017 at 2:06 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Happy Birthday, LP! Hope you do something awesomely fun that does not involve poopy-pants or temper tantrums! 😁🎂🍾 Heh, they are an adventure. Also, the bad temper of my daughter is inherited from her mother. There is that round ring thingie above my head to prove it
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