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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 8:42 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 8:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How atheist am I?
I'm so atheist I'm going to hell in everyone's religion. How theist am I?
I'm sooo theist, I am also going to hell in everyone's religion!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
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When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Haipule Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 8:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: How atheist am I?
I'm so atheist I'm going to hell in everyone's religion. How theist am I?
I'm sooo theist, I am also going to hell in everyone's religion!
Except your own.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 9:17 pm
I'm so atheist, gods don't believe in me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm
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(December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine. Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
(December 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 8:42 pm)Haipule Wrote: How theist am I?
I'm sooo theist, I am also going to hell in everyone's religion!
Except your own.
(December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm)Haipule Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine. Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
(December 15, 2017 at 9:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Except your own.
Correction my love! OUR OWN! My Flower Foot, my Sweet Knees: I want too kiss your nose a wiggle your toes and everything in between! Now, leave your knives alone as cardiolectomy is not a cardiologically accepted procedure!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 10:29 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'm so atheist, gods don't believe in me.
Ah, so you’ve transcended the Yakov Smirnoff scale. Impressive.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 11:44 pm
Nope, Haipule, just yours.
Certaibly not my deity.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 16, 2017 at 12:05 am
(December 15, 2017 at 11:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nope, Haipule, just yours.
Certaibly not my deity. And "wiggle your toes" meant nothing to you?
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 16, 2017 at 9:59 am
(December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm)Haipule Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine. Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 16, 2017 at 11:25 am
(December 15, 2017 at 9:17 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I'm so atheist, gods don't believe in me.
Well, the last time we spoke, you did seemed like an answering machine. So yeah, you are object of my imagination 
Oddly that subject of my imagination does have way more english vocabulary than I do.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 16, 2017 at 3:48 pm
Indubitably!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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