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RE: How atheist are you?
December 14, 2017 at 6:44 pm
(December 13, 2017 at 11:18 pm)Haipule Wrote: I gather that you are into movies.
No, not especially. But hey, don't let it cockblock your preaching opportunity. Just keep me out of it, m'kay?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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December 15, 2017 at 1:23 am
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(December 14, 2017 at 5:55 pm)Succubus Wrote: (December 14, 2017 at 4:40 pm)Haipule Wrote: The English bible is manipulated to support theologies...
Too many to count but there must be 80+ English bible translations. So Which one? All of them! They are all post reform manipulated to teach Protestantism which the Greek does not teach. They are translated to support erroneous theological prejudices and do not honor Greek grammatical inflection. This nonsense is handed down from seminary professor to student century after century whether Catholic or Protestant. It is appalling!
(December 14, 2017 at 3:14 pm)JackRussell Wrote: There is no god but Allah Haipule,
swing with another cult for a while. My advice to anyone involved with a cult: "DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!"
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 3:35 am
(December 15, 2017 at 1:23 am)Haipule Wrote: (December 14, 2017 at 5:55 pm)Succubus Wrote: Too many to count but there must be 80+ English bible translations. So Which one? All of them! They are all post reform manipulated to teach Protestantism which the Greek does not teach. They are translated to support erroneous theological prejudices and do not honor Greek grammatical inflection. This nonsense is handed down from seminary professor to student century after century whether Catholic or Protestant. It is appalling!
Hmm... Greek, huh?
So you follow the Orthodox church, is that it?
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 3:35 am)pocaracas Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 1:23 am)Haipule Wrote: All of them! They are all post reform manipulated to teach Protestantism which the Greek does not teach. They are translated to support erroneous theological prejudices and do not honor Greek grammatical inflection. This nonsense is handed down from seminary professor to student century after century whether Catholic or Protestant. It is appalling!
Hmm... Greek, huh?
So you follow the Orthodox church, is that it? Hell no! They are all about tradition and call me "sola scriptura" which I'm not. The Scriptures are for life and not a dictator of life so that the unique life's lived compliment Scripture ideally.
Beside, I don't follow religion. Especially a religion of silly hats!
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 5:22 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Haipule Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 3:35 am)pocaracas Wrote: Hmm... Greek, huh?
So you follow the Orthodox church, is that it? Hell no! They are all about tradition and call me "sola scriptura" which I'm not. The Scriptures are for life and not a dictator of life so that the unique life's lived compliment Scripture ideally.
Beside, I don't follow religion. Especially a religion of silly hats!
But one would think that they, above all others, would understand the full meaning behind the original Greek texts, no?
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 5:53 pm
You don't follow religion, but you put stock in a religious book..?
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 7:19 pm
(December 15, 2017 at 5:53 pm)Cyberman Wrote: You don't follow religion, but you put stock in a religious book..? Religion is man's invention. The bible is not a religious book. But, I guess it depends on what we mean and how we define "religion". If you define religion as anyone whom claims to have a relationship with God then, the bible IS a religious book. However, if I define religion as a self appointed hierarchy imposing itself then no, the bible is NOT a religious book.
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 7:53 pm
You can define religion as a talking potato named Boris, for all I care. The bible is still what it is, a theistic mishmash of bronze-age superstition, magical fairytales and religious doctrine.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 8:01 pm
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(December 15, 2017 at 5:22 pm)pocaracas Wrote: (December 15, 2017 at 5:17 pm)Haipule Wrote: Hell no! They are all about tradition and call me "sola scriptura" which I'm not. The Scriptures are for life and not a dictator of life so that the unique life's lived compliment Scripture ideally.
Beside, I don't follow religion. Especially a religion of silly hats!
But one would think that they, above all others, would understand the full meaning behind the original Greek texts, no? No! And I run into that question a lot. The KoinE Greek, the autographed language(I don't like to use the word 'original' because we do not have the original manuscripts) of the NT is a unspoken dead language. The Greek Orthodox Catholic Church is steeped in its own traditions and therefore, manipulate Scripture to fit their traditions, including 'transubstantiation', which is ridiculous, and also triple dunk water baptism as if God is a Trinity which the bible never said. Those things are theological not Scriptural according to KoinE Greek grammatical inflection which they do not honor or even really understand. So, their tradition, somehow, supercedes what was actually written. This is true of all religion as all religions manipulate to support their religious hierarchy and stupidity. As evidence of this stupidity, I give you the Christian religious organizations of the world.
I have spent my whole life unraveling this rat nested fishing reel. It was not easy because these people also wrote the Greek to English lexicons I had to read with their completely stupid 'ecclesiastical' meanings and their 'spiritual' meanings of the words. I had to take the half a dozen or so lexicon writers down to my basement, chain them up and torcher them saying, "Tell me the truth!" They all said, "You can't handle the truth!" I continued to torcher them saying, "Try me bitch!"
Yet, getting to the meaning of what an illiterate fisherman, or farmer, could understand in the first century meaning of those words spoken to them only, and not read by them, was as easy as the precision grammatical inflection of the KoinE Greek and not a lexicon writers 150 'sometimes it means'. The 150 'sometimes it means' only supports the 21 century rocket science and the 2nd century catapult trajectory calculations of men with alphabet soup listed after their name so that we can "be assured" of their competence--WRONG!
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I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
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RE: How atheist are you?
December 15, 2017 at 8:29 pm
How atheist am I?
I'm so atheist I'm going to hell in everyone's religion.
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