(December 16, 2017 at 9:59 am)Cyberman Wrote:https://youtu.be/Uaw_VYZ63I0(December 15, 2017 at 9:24 pm)Haipule Wrote: Boris! I love Boris! You should taste by Boris fries. Or, my marinated grilled Boris which is a terrorist because it is the bomb!
I spent my whole life refuting "religious doctrine"!
Fairytales? Dude! Fairies are actually Pixies! Do NOT fuck with Pixies! They may be small and cute but, they will tear you up worse then Rottweiler's with German Sheppard friends! I learned that one the hard way! Now days when I see a Pixie I just say very respectfully, "Yes Ma'am, Sir Ma'am!"
[edit] Damn it! I should of kept it to small things! They will tear you up like a school of Piranha! Or, they will tear you up like a herd of Dachshunds(I think they call them Nissans now)!
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.