Prognostications for 2018?

[Pat Mustard]

Does anyone have any?  Maybe aspirations as well? 

The only thing I see is my continued dwindling with about the same amount of general contentment.

I predict I will bang my knee off my desk at work before January is out.

[Edwardo Piet]

1. I'm doing dry January. A month without alcohol!

2. Orbital will probably release a new album in 2018!!!!!!!!

3. Trump will still be a fuckhead.

4. I'll be making a LOT more music in 2018 than I did in 2017.

5. I'll be playing a lot less video games than I did in 2017.

6. Although I'll still be up for the occasional game of Age of Empires And maybe the occasional rift in D3. Also, of course, Beat Hazarding my own albums in Survival mode!

7. I'll keep enjoying watching House.

8. I'll see my family more.

9. I'll talk less bollocks.

10. I'll still prolly talk a lil' bit o' bollocks.

[Cyberman]

Ooh, a challenge...

• The summer months will be measurably warmer and brighter than the winter months.
  
• There will be several days of rain, preceded and followed by relatively dry spells.
  
• Trump will say something stupid.
  
• Far too many people will defend it.
  
• The 90th Academy Awards ceremony will be hosted by well-known figures.
  
• The awards will be given to the films that the Academy decide are deserving of them.
  
• One such film will feature a fast-talking wise-cracking animal, using the voice of a formerly busy actor now freefalling down the lists and desperate for any work at all.
  
• A much-loved celebrity will have it revealed precisely how much love has been involved, by becoming involved in a sex scandal.
  
• Other much-loved celebrities are going to die, eliciting responses from "2018, how could you?" to "I thought [celebrity] was already dead".
  
• Christmas will take place primarily in December.
  
• Jesus will continue his record and stay clear away yet again.
  
• The RaptureTM will be cancelled once more, to the surprise of exactly nobody except those predicting it.
  

Thus spake the prophet.

[ignoramus]

I heard the international council of physicists are talking about increasing the speed limit for the speed of light.
Apparently it'll give us better slightly faster wifi !

(Hey, if Stimbo can bullshit, so can I...)