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Type with your eyes closed
#31
RE: Type with your eyes closed
(January 10, 2018 at 6:31 pm)Shell B Wrote: Are you high?

I have this book that I wrote by hand as a memento of high times. Weird shit written for sure. One of the exercises was writing in the dark by hand. The text keeps going up into the line above.

Yep, it was getting higher.
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#32
RE: Type with your eyes closed
I M JJJUSTR TRTUBG TI SAT ABYTGUBG,

Hmmm....THAT didn't work out so well. But I am a hunt-and-peck typist.
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#33
RE: Type with your eyes closed
I'm a bad enough spellifier as it is and now you want to take advantage of my insecurities? Piss off Hammy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#34
RE: Type with your eyes closed
I can touch type but if my hands start off in the wrong position then the sentence is definitely fucked.  I tried it in google and I noticed that google anticipates this in the search bar, if you type it incorrectly because all your letters are one position away from the correct letters that would make a correct sentence then google corrects it.

I'll try the test but I'll place my hands on the keyboard first.

Hello my name is paul im typing with my eyes closed fuck off you twat

that wasn't so bad.  I'll try with my eyes closed, hands behind my back as a starting position then see if my fingers get to the the correct keys.

hi this is paul again typing with my eyes closed but i dont know if any of this is even right fuck off sausage fingers

Wow, I did alright.  I do sometimes get it wrong.  I show my touch typing off in work to people so I know it's pretty reliable. I don't think I could do perfect punctuation with my eyes closed though, that's the one thing I do have to look down for sometimes.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#35
RE: Type with your eyes closed
Okay, here I go. I’m on my phone so this should be good, lol.


This is the weirdest breed and I life hamm. Sometimes I love to drink wine all day.! This is flint bett enrhen I imagined it eiuelnto. This is some crazy shut right here. I here snow end fuck Trump.

Wow, I don’t do that well when I’m trying.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#36
RE: Type with your eyes closed
Touch typing is pretty easy.  I mean my kids learned it in like third grade.  I don't think it's all that hard.  You might see a few typos and mistakes, but that's about it really.  I mean fucking hell, even I can type with my eyes shut.  Now if you were aksing me to text with my eyes shut you might get something like this:

egat fey ahy eduysbf biw.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#37
RE: Type with your eyes closed
Imaa big fat weeknie with weird body odor.

That didn't come out too far from what I wanted. Let's try again.

Frin ab earkty age U kuved kuje aking ub nt iwb baTGRION, uTR GHAD RTII ANY WINDOWS BUT iu DIDN'T MIND VREY MUCH,B ECAUSE NOBODY EVER PASSED BY THEM. iN WINTER i ATE MANY POMEGRANATES BECAQUSE TJHAT'S KIST JHPW o RP;;ED/.

Ok if you can decipher that one I'll give you a medal.
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#38
RE: Type with your eyes closed
im trying to type this on a computer keynoard

aaand I'm actually scared how much better I am at typing when I'm not looking. Both on a computer and on my phone.
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