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Wishmaster 2018

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Wishmaster 2018
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 8:26 pm (This post was last modified: January 28, 2018 at 8:27 pm by Cyberman.)
(January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I could meet Minimalist in person

Granted. He mistakes you for Jesus and blows you out of his arse.

I wish I could go anywhere in the Universe in the blink of an eye, and be able to exist there, anytime I want.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 9:28 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 8:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I could meet Minimalist in person

Granted. He mistakes you for Jesus and blows you out of his arse.

I wish I could go anywhere in the Universe in the blink of an eye, and be able to exist there, anytime I want.

Granted, you're god. Sadly, intelligent people don't believe in your existence.

I never want to hear another word out of Rush Limbaugh's big fat mouth.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 9:36 pm
Granted you're deaf now

I wish for a night with Sam Elliot and Brett Favre
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 10:44 pm
Granted, but you have to spend the night reading the Bible, fully clothed and seated on backless, hardwood stools.

I wish I could eat whatever I want.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 11:27 pm
Granted. But it when you eat, the more you enjoy it, the more it makes you hungry.

I want a new puppy.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm
Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 28, 2018 at 11:45 pm
(January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.

Granted, but you have to spend a night with Donald Trump.

I wish alcohol was calorie free.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 2:33 am (This post was last modified: January 29, 2018 at 2:35 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(January 28, 2018 at 2:24 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: "I wish I understood what the fuck happiness even was".

Granted. You realized that it's a myth and you just lived an average and boring life.

Dude! We're supposed to be playing a fantasy game here! You're not supposed to just be telling me what my life is already like! Tongue
(January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but your dick falls off after two years and you’re left to retire in misery.

After two years? Thinking Seems kinda worth it!
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 3:03 am
(January 28, 2018 at 11:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.

Granted, but you have to spend a night with Donald Trump.

I wish alcohol was calorie free.

Granted, but now breathing isn't.

I wish I could make anyone believe anything I said.
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RE: Wishmaster 2018
January 29, 2018 at 3:59 am
Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of confrontation.
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