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Wishmaster 2018
#21
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I could meet Minimalist in person

Granted. He mistakes you for Jesus and blows you out of his arse.

I wish I could go anywhere in the Universe in the blink of an eye, and be able to exist there, anytime I want.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#22
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 28, 2018 at 8:26 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(January 28, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish I could meet Minimalist in person

Granted. He mistakes you for Jesus and blows you out of his arse.

I wish I could go anywhere in the Universe in the blink of an eye, and be able to exist there, anytime I want.

Granted, you're god. Sadly, intelligent people don't believe in your existence.

I never want to hear another word out of Rush Limbaugh's big fat mouth.
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#23
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted you're deaf now

I wish for a night with Sam Elliot and Brett Favre
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#24
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted, but you have to spend the night reading the Bible, fully clothed and seated on backless, hardwood stools.

I wish I could eat whatever I want.
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#25
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. But it when you eat, the more you enjoy it, the more it makes you hungry.

I want a new puppy.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#26
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#27
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.

Granted, but you have to spend a night with Donald Trump.

I wish alcohol was calorie free.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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#28
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 28, 2018 at 2:24 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: "I wish I understood what the fuck happiness even was".

Granted. You realized that it's a myth and you just lived an average and boring life.

Dude! We're supposed to be playing a fantasy game here! You're not supposed to just be telling me what my life is already like! Tongue

(January 28, 2018 at 3:56 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Granted but your dick falls off after two years and you’re left to retire in misery.

After two years? Thinking Seems kinda worth it!
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#29
RE: Wishmaster 2018
(January 28, 2018 at 11:45 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(January 28, 2018 at 11:33 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Granted. It's named Cujo.

I wish I was a sexy woman for a year.

Granted, but you have to spend a night with Donald Trump.

I wish alcohol was calorie free.

Granted, but now breathing isn't.

I wish I could make anyone believe anything I said.
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#30
RE: Wishmaster 2018
Granted but everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn’t afraid of confrontation.
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