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Ask a (slightly) deranged person
#41
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 10:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 10:12 pm)ignoramus Wrote: All jokes aside, I'm sure she'll meet a nice christian boy one day and make mother very happy!
Big Grin

My brother can produce kids.

I'd rather have a life.

If only there were more of us. We need SOME reproduction to perpetuate the species but there are way too many people who want to do this. I really wish there were more people who would like to spread their legacy by accomplishing something of their own doing rather than hoping their progeny will accomplish this by spreading their legs.

Not that I don't appreciate women who spread their legs (quite the opposite) but the drive to reproduce is one of those evolutionary things that served us better in the past than in the present. There are plenty enough of us now (in fact, too many). I wish we could refocus our energy as a species away from reproduction and more to personal accomplishment.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#42
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 11:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Adopt me Dunno
Just supply me with mustang parts and I'll play with your cats all day...
Win win

I've actually tried adoption but apparently,  "Mr. Jackman is an adult of independent means who is already married, and is, therefore, not available for adoption..."

"Please find enclosed a restraining order to stay at least 2,000 metres from Mr. Jackman, his family, his friends, and especially his legal representatives."

I am available to improve your taste.
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#43
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
If your lack of a response to my "Are you real or a big phony?" question means you are a big phony, then how much of a big phony are you exactly? And how much is real? Tongue
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#44
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

Do you ever aspire to be more than (slightly) deranged?
It is said that an argument is what convinces reasonable men and a proof is what it takes to convince even an unreasonable man.  - Alexander Vilenkin
If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire.  - Martin Luther
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#45
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Nah don't be silly she takes one look at me and thinks "No chance I'm reaching that level" Tongue
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#46
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:04 pm)RoadRunner79 Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

Do you ever aspire to be more than (slightly) deranged?

Yes.

But the meds help.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#47
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Aren't you supposed to be working or is that just one super long ride to work (don't text and drive!)?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#48
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Oz or En Zed, and why?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#49
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Nobody is allowed to start another "Ask A" thread until someone can explain to me why Danny still owns the Redskins.
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#50
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 20, 2018 at 3:19 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Aren't you supposed to be working or is that just one super long ride to work (don't text and drive!)?

I'm at work doing paperwork.

Boring.

Hence I pop in here now and then.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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