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Ask a (slightly) deranged person
#31
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Slightly'?

Boru

I believe she only talks to God on weekends...

Dodgy
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#32
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm)SaStrike Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

When are you getting married and when are you giving your mom grandchildren?

Neither of the above.

My tubes are well and truly tied.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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#33
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 6:30 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Slightly'?

Boru

I believe she only talks to God on weekends...

Dodgy

Zod.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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#34
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm)SaStrike Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.

So I thought I'd have some fun.

And...


GO!

When are you getting married and when are you giving your mom grandchildren?

All jokes aside, I'm sure she'll meet a nice christian boy one day and make mother very happy!
Big Grin
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#35
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 10:12 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 6:11 pm)SaStrike Wrote: When are you getting married and when are you giving your mom grandchildren?

All jokes aside, I'm sure she'll meet a nice christian boy one day and make mother very happy!
Big Grin

My brother can produce kids.

I'd rather have a life.

And MAYBE adopt when I'm older.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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#36
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Why aren't you posting this thread in A69?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#37
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 11:07 pm)c172 Wrote: Why aren't you posting this thread in A69?

It was stolen and moved here.

By Martians.

Or angels.

Or, possibly, stoned hippies.
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





IMGUR 
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#38
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
Adopt me Dunno
Just supply me with mustang parts and I'll play with your cats all day...
Win win
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#39
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Adopt me Dunno
Just supply me with mustang parts and I'll play with your cats all day...
Win win

I've actually tried adoption but apparently, "Mr. Jackman is an adult of independent means who is already married, and is, therefore, not available for adoption..."

"Please find enclosed a restraining order to stay at least 2,000 metres from Mr. Jackman, his family, his friends, and especially his legal representatives."
Sanity adjacent.


Angel





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#40
RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
(March 19, 2018 at 11:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Adopt me Dunno
Just supply me with mustang parts and I'll play with your cats all day...
Win win

I've actually tried adoption but apparently,  "Mr. Jackman is an adult of independent means who is already married, and is, therefore, not available for adoption..."

"Please find enclosed a restraining order to stay at least 2,000 metres from Mr. Jackman, his family, his friends, and especially his legal representatives."

Um, Beccs?
I uh... love Jackm... oh, never mind. I like still being alive.  Angel
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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