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This happen to any other guys?
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It happens to me. The only fix I've come up with is sticking some toilet paper in there to absorb the last of the urine. I don't always have time to thoroughly make sure I got out every drop.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html 
Try peeing sitting down. It may help relax the muscles and allow more to flow out as it should.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh  (March 21, 2018 at 1:58 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:(March 21, 2018 at 1:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I don't know how old you are though. This reminds me of a question I wanted to ask you in your ask a gay thread. I kinda missed it because I was working and didn't want to dredge up another "ask me" thread. Have you realized that you are the older guy in the gay community yet? If so, was it shocking? This has happened to me very recently and it was a little bit of a shock. It was a 24y/o guy on a messaging app that referred to me as an "older guy". The exact sentence was "Nice, yeah I'm into older guys." I honestly thought that he responded to the wrong person for a minute. 
Have you tried tying a knot in it? I only get a little trouble with that last bit if I've overindulged in the coffee.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (March 21, 2018 at 2:10 pm)rskovride Wrote: Have you realized that you are the older guy in the gay community yet? If so, was it shocking? Yes and yes. I have yet to encounter any younger guys who are interested in me, however. Not that I've particularly put myself out there; I haven't used a gay dating app since they were only available via the computer and I don't get out to the clubs too often. I think I made it rather known to a younger customer at work that I was interested in him, but I think I scared him off because I never saw him again. When I was younger, I was into older guys. Now that I'm the old one, the role seems reversed. xD
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter 
Probably not this for our otter, but I've recently discovered one of my meds is a (goddam) diuretic. I've looked on WebMD and Wiki, and that isn't listed as a side effect, but it's pretty sure it has that effect on me. 2 nights in a row now I'm down 50% on wake up/pee breaks during the night. I'm not having dribble issues (yet?) but every trip to the bathroom is another opportunity for something to go amiss.
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RE: This happen to any other guys?
March 21, 2018 at 2:20 pm
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(March 21, 2018 at 2:17 pm)Fireball Wrote: Have you tried tying a knot in it? >_> (March 21, 2018 at 2:10 pm)rskovride Wrote: This has happened to me very recently and it was a little bit of a shock. It was a 24y/o guy on a messaging app that referred to me as an "older guy". The exact sentence was "Nice, yeah I'm into older guys." I honestly thought that he responded to the wrong person for a minute. Which app(s) do you use, by the way?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter  (March 21, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Not sure when it started, but It's annoying. One shake is hygiene, two shakes is pleasure. Seriously though I get this at times. If you relax before the last push, then push really hard at the end, it helps to get it all out. (As I type this it seems there's a sex joke there. Go figure.) Also you're wearing the wrong underwear if it's running down your leg. |
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