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This happen to any other guys?
#41
RE: This happen to any other guys?
(March 21, 2018 at 10:25 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.

What about the whole "Let's cross our streams of piss and pretend it's a lightsabre fight" thing? Didn't you guys have that too?

(March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your foreskin to pee?

I pull mine back.

(March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Stand closer, it's shorter than you think."

What about "Stand back so you don't piss all over yourself" you modest person you.

I have to say that all those persons with short penises should sit down to pee. Unrelated, I realize, to the OP, but I go to the local senior center, and there is always a puddle in front of the urinal. Dodgy
BoT, I can only recommend maybe a little more time at the facility to let it all out, with no more drips. HTH
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#42
RE: This happen to any other guys?
It's never happened to me before.
You guys are just fucking strange. :-)
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#43
RE: This happen to any other guys?
(March 21, 2018 at 2:05 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Try peeing sitting down. It may help relax the muscles and allow more to flow out as it should.


Doesn't help for me.  Something about that always enlarging prostate and a seated position which seems to kink the line for me.  I do better standing.  

I don't always have that issue but when I do it is usually because I've had to wait too long to do it.  Then it feels like a low grade urinary infection.  When I get one of those there always seems to be more.

(March 22, 2018 at 7:05 am)Little lunch Wrote: It's never happened to me before.
You guys are just fucking strange. :-)


You're probably right.  Couldn't happen to a normal guy.  hehehehehehe
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#44
RE: This happen to any other guys?
(March 21, 2018 at 10:25 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.

What about the whole "Let's cross our streams of piss and pretend it's a lightsabre fight" thing? Didn't you guys have that too?

In 1957? Nah.

Did I miss Carlin's schtick on peeing in a urinal?
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#45
RE: This happen to any other guys?
Here's one for you guys. I call it the "Gravity Piss."

After sitting for a while as soon as I get up I have to take a leak. 

I also hate the water running piss.  Open a faucet and I'm off to the friggin toilet just from the sound of water running.
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#46
RE: This happen to any other guys?
How about the hand in the glass of water while you're asleep piss?
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#47
RE: This happen to any other guys?
Not since college.
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#48
RE: This happen to any other guys?
(March 21, 2018 at 1:32 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Not sure when it started, but It's annoying.

After urinating I will be shaking for what seems forever, certain I look as though I'm playing with myself.  When no more urine seems to want to shake itself loose, I place myself back into my pants only to have a small flow of urine drizzle down my leg.

It's especially infuriating in public.

Does this happen to any other guys and do you know if there's any easy fix?

After peeing, use TP to absorb the remainder. Knowing full well that it's not enough, while holding the paper at the tip, I squeeze some of it along the middle, where the urethra is, to try to force any remaining liquid out.

I usually just sit, when at home.
In public toilets I stand, but the procedure is similar. The usage of TP renders urinols undesirable, so I usually go for proper toilets.
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