(March 21, 2018 at 10:25 pm)Hammy Wrote:(March 21, 2018 at 7:24 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Peeing in public is a learned skill, something first graders have a lot of fun with. "Distance over accuracy" contests are ... common, or were when I was a kid.
What about the whole "Let's cross our streams of piss and pretend it's a lightsabre fight" thing? Didn't you guys have that too?
(March 21, 2018 at 7:25 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Not to be indelicate, but do you pull back your foreskin to pee?
I pull mine back.
(March 21, 2018 at 7:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Stand closer, it's shorter than you think."
What about "Stand back so you don't piss all over yourself" you modest person you.
I have to say that all those persons with short penises should sit down to pee. Unrelated, I realize, to the OP, but I go to the local senior center, and there is always a puddle in front of the urinal.
BoT, I can only recommend maybe a little more time at the facility to let it all out, with no more drips. HTH
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.