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Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:26 pm
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Crazy itchy balls.
I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.
It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.
No, it's not crabs.
The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.
I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:34 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Crazy itchy balls.
I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.
It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.
No, it's not crabs.
The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.
I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.
Is there a rash?
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm
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How is that not jock itch?
What I would do if it was my balls: Get some tinactin and use it. Can't hurt. What you describe has to be a fungal infection.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:38 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 6:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (April 14, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Crazy itchy balls.
I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.
It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.
No, it's not crabs.
The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.
I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.
Is there a rash?
Not that I can see.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:38 pm
Deuteronomy 28:27
The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:39 pm
(April 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm)Mermaid Wrote: How is that not jock itch?
What I would do if it was my balls: Get some tinactin and use it. Can't hurt. What you describe has to be a fungal infection.
I've heard men can get yeast infections, according to a doctor who once misdiagnosed me when it was actually crabs. Then again, why should I trust him when he misdiagnosed me?
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:47 pm
It could be a huge number of things from eczema to jock itch. Go to a clinic. Get some shit to put on your sack. Don't be dumb.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:53 pm
Lucky to just have the itch. The boils of Egypt down there sounds pretty awful.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:55 pm
The way my mind works, I always jump to the worst case scenario.
Here I am thinking testicular cancer.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
April 14, 2018 at 6:57 pm
Maybe you should carve out a hole in a watermelon and place them in there to soothe them?
