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My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct

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My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 9:05 am
To my knowledge, I've never eaten a clam.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 9:27 am (This post was last modified: May 11, 2018 at 9:28 am by Edwardo Piet.)
This thread sea-ms so hilarious, including the Thread Tidal itself, it shorely calls for a shellebration. Although it's shrimpossible to decide the best way to shellebrate.

Now if you'll excuse me I have got lobster stuff to do starting with my scuttling off to watch some hardcraw prawn.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 9:43 am
(May 11, 2018 at 9:05 am)vorlon13 Wrote: To my knowledge, I've never eaten a clam.

I'm sure not, but you have seen them nudibranch.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 9:45 am
Folks loved clam chowder, but never shared it with the kids, a waste of good food in their opinion.

I guess I'm lucky to have been apportioned some shrimp on occasion.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 10:58 am
(May 11, 2018 at 9:27 am)Hammy Wrote: This thread sea-ms so hilarious, including the Thread Tidal itself, it shorely calls for a shellebration. Although it's shrimpossible to decide the best way to shellebrate.

Now if you'll excuse me I have got lobster stuff to do starting with my scuttling off to watch some hardcraw prawn.

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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 12:05 pm
(May 11, 2018 at 3:49 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And it doesn't matter what species of clam they are - all of MY clams are, by definition, the correct clams.

This, for example, is Willard:

[Image: Clams_on_Sandy_Hook_beaches_-_panoramio.jpg]

Willard is my attack clam, and is therefore correct.  Do not attempt to refute this clam.  He'll kill you.  Eventually.

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Your bivalve clam here with mullusc intent and shellfish motivations. He shell be banned.
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RE: My Clams Prove My Clams Are Correct
May 11, 2018 at 3:40 pm
Keep this up and you'll make anemone.
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