How I'd Reveal the Quran To Humanity

[brewer]

OP Title: I get a big pile of Quran's together on top of a mountain and then do this.

[Wyrd of Gawd]

OP Title: I get a big pile of Quran's together on top of a mountain and then do this.

Burning books is so First Century Christian =

Acts 19:19 Acts 19:18-19 (NLT) = "18 Many who became believers confessed their sinful practices. 19 A number of them who had been practicing sorcery brought their incantation books and burned them at a public bonfire. The value of the books was several million dollars."

[The Valkyrie]

OP Title: I get a big pile of Quran's together on top of a mountain and then do this.

You mean spread through a burning book and not from a burning bush?

[robvalue]

I actually spend a lot of time talking to myself about how things would be if I was in charge with unlimited power. There would be no need for rules, God books, worship, suffering, any of that crap. Everyone could just do whatever they wanted all the time, in their own personal paradise, for as long as they want to. Other people are allowed in, but are instantly booted any time you want them out.

When there's no danger, there's no need for pain and other warning signs. Of course, no one would get bored either, unless they wanted to. If people wanted to suffer for some reason, they can, for as long as they want to.

I wouldn't force people out of this reality (if I suddenly got to be in charge). If for some reason they'd prefer to carry on here as they are, I'd leave them to it.

[The Valkyrie]

I actually spend a lot of time talking to myself about how things would be if I was in charge with unlimited power. There would be no need for rules, God books, worship, suffering, any of that crap. Everyone could just do whatever they wanted all the time, in their own personal paradise, for as long as they want to. Other people are allowed in, but are instantly booted any time you want them out.

When there's no danger, there's no need for pain and other warning signs. Of course, no one would get bored either, unless they wanted to. If people wanted to suffer for some reason, they can, for as long as they want to.

I wouldn't force people out of this reality (if I suddenly got to be in charge). If for some reason they'd prefer to carry on here as they are, I'd leave them to it.

My father has actually wondered aloud how much the world's population would drop if I was to take over?

I tell him no more than 60 to 90%...

[brewer]

OP Title: I get a big pile of Quran's together on top of a mountain and then do this.

You mean spread through a burning book and not from a burning bush?

It's getting out the word thru smoke signals. Geez people, try to keep up with technology.

[SaStrike]

"There is a reason it was revealed the way it was, that reason is beyond our understanding" would be my response to this thread if I were retarded.

[yragnitup]

Aye, t'is so.




If you ask me, god's an assclown.

That's because unlike the rest of humanity, only people in the little circle had the most existential questions that needed God to answer. Questions like, is it Ok to eat alone or with a company? Can I eat in my own house? or any house if I posses the keys etc.?

It is no fault in the blind nor in one born lame, nor in one afflicted with illness, nor in yourselves, that ye should eat in your own houses, or those of your fathers, or your mothers, or your brothers, or your sisters, or your father's brothers or your father's sisters, or your mother's brothers, or your mother's sisters, or in houses of which the keys are in your possession, or in the house of a sincere friend of yours: there is no blame on you, whether ye eat in company or separately. But if ye enter houses, salute each other - a greeting of blessing and purity as from Allah. Thus does Allah make clear the signs to you: that ye may understand. (Quran  24 61)

[R00tKiT]

I'd also implant the entirety of the Quran into people's brains so that everyone is born a Hafiz.

Some of Muhammad's PBUH companions weren't Hafiz, either. Being a Hafiz is not a necessary nor a sufficient condition of being a good Muslim.

I'd remove the need for "prophets". I'd cut out the middleman. Allah --> Angel Gabriel --> Muhammad --> Da'i/Sahabah --> people of Earth: the chain has too many links.

God removed these chains when he made the prophets perform miracles, and guess what, some people still rejected their message.

I wouldn't reveal the Quran in drips and drabs over a period of over twenty years 

The Qur'an is preserved through oral transmission, a tradition back then in Arabia.

 Nothing wrong with giving everyone perfect memory of the Quran right?

Again, you seem to give too much importance to memorizing the Quran, which is unwarranted. Unless one intends to become a professional theologian, or an Islamic jurist, etc. it's not required to memorize the entirety of the Qur'an.

[Peebothuhlu]

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