Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?
Would you like some?
Would you like some?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
The "Creepiest" thread
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Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?
Would you like some? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 3, 2018 at 7:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 3, 2018 at 7:52 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: *Takes a selfie burying one's head in The Valkyrie's hair* I get the impression that that would require the lesbian in question to actually acknowledge that she's gay (or bi), which, for reasons that make no sense, she refused to actually do, even with people who've seen her come on to other girls or talk about going to titty bars or witnessed her talking about potentially getting married to the one coworker who actually swung that way.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. (September 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:(September 3, 2018 at 7:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A girl is kissing another girls passionately. I meant to ask, what colour is my hair? If you answer incorrectly it means Iggy ripped you off! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Don't you hate it when you're house sitting for some friends and you have to tell them all their pets died ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 3, 2018 at 9:12 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Don't you hate it when you're house sitting for some friends and you have to tell them all their pets died ?? Better than having to tell them their kids all died... ...and that one ALMOST made it to safety. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ??
If you fuck a dog, it feels warm the whole time since their body temperature is several degrees higher. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 3, 2018 at 9:21 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ?? Don’t have a dick. Used to, but he’s buried in the back yard... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 3, 2018 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 3, 2018 at 9:21 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ?? And the correct creepiest answer: The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 4, 2018 at 12:43 am
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2018 at 12:47 am by Mr.Obvious.)
When i say i would love to take you out for dinner because i believe we could have Beautiful babies, i hope you don't think I'm being too forward.
Shall i pick you up? I know a guy that can get two by seven sharp. Or, also creepy to hear; Hi Mrs. Sullivan. Wow! Great to finaly meet you. I see where Cindy gets her good looks from. Oh, where are my manners. I'm her homeroom teacher.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. - (September 4, 2018 at 12:43 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: When i say i would love to take you out for dinner because i believe we could have Beautiful babies, i hope you don't think I'm being too forward. Babies are good on something sharp... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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