The "Creepiest" thread

[The Valkyrie]

Do you have any naked pictures of your wife?

Would you like some?

[Rev. Rye]

*Takes a selfie burying one's head in The Valkyrie's hair*

Valkyrie, your hair smells good.

[Note: This is something that's actually on a former coworker's Facebook; the best I can tell about her sexuality, she's the sort of girl who wants one man, but when it comes to girls? All of them. At one point, she was engaged to both a man and a woman, patronised a titty bar regularly, and still flirted with other female coworkers (sometimes in ways that would get her fired if it was a guy doing it), and still insisted she was just straight.]

A girl is kissing another girls passionately.

“Ashleigh, you know I’m straight!”

“So is spaghetti until it gets wet...”

😉

I get the impression that that would require the lesbian in question to actually acknowledge that she's gay (or bi), which, for reasons that make no sense, she refused to actually do, even with people who've seen her come on to other girls or talk about going to titty bars or witnessed her talking about potentially getting married to the one coworker who actually swung that way.

[The Valkyrie]

A girl is kissing another girls passionately.

“Ashleigh, you know I’m straight!”

“So is spaghetti until it gets wet...”

😉

I get the impression that that would require the lesbian in question to actually acknowledge that she's gay (or bi), which, for reasons that make no sense, she refused to actually do, even with people who've seen her come on to other girls or talk about going to titty bars or witnessed her talking about potentially getting married to the one coworker who actually swung that way.

I meant to ask, what colour is my hair?

If you answer incorrectly it means Iggy ripped you off!

[vorlon13]

Don't you hate it when you're house sitting for some friends and you have to tell them all their pets died ??

[The Valkyrie]

Don't you hate it when you're house sitting for some friends and you have to tell them all their pets died ??

Better than having to tell them their kids all died...

...and that one ALMOST made it to safety.

[vorlon13]

You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ??

If you fuck a dog, it feels warm the whole time since their body temperature is several degrees higher.

[The Valkyrie]

You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ??

If you fuck a dog, it feels warm the whole time since their body temperature is several degrees higher.

Don’t have a dick.

Used to, but he’s buried in the back yard...

[vorlon13]

You know when you first stick your dick in somebody and it feels warm, and then it just feels regular temperature-wise ??

If you fuck a dog, it feels warm the whole time since their body temperature is several degrees higher.

Don’t have a dick.

Used to, but he’s buried in the back yard...

And the correct creepiest answer:

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No, no it doesn't.

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[Mr.Obvious]

When i say i would love to take you out for dinner because i believe we could have Beautiful babies, i hope you don't think I'm being too forward.

Shall i pick you up? I know a guy that can get two by seven sharp.

Or, also creepy to hear;

Hi Mrs. Sullivan. Wow! Great to finaly meet you. I see where Cindy gets her good looks from. Oh, where are my manners. I'm her homeroom teacher.

[The Valkyrie]

When i say i would love to take you out for dinner because i believe we could have Beautiful babies, i hope you don't think I'm being too forward.

Shall i pick you up? I know a guy that can get two by seven sharp.

Babies are good on something sharp...