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**The Valkyrie** · September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 4:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It must have been a finicky, over indulged millennial lion that can rifle through a cart full of reasonably fresh meat and say, “mah, nothing to eat”.

I think traditional value need to be reasserted or I dispair for the future of lion kind.

Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

Gawdzilla Sama · September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

I saw a recipe for tofu pudding. [Image: toetap.gif]

**The Valkyrie** · September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

I saw a recipe for tofu pudding.

Did it involve mincing vegans?

Crossless2.0 · September 5, 2018 at 5:28 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:12 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I saw a recipe for tofu pudding.

Did it involve mincing vegans?

Depends. Are you using 'mincing' as a verb or as an adjective?

**The Valkyrie** · September 5, 2018 at 5:34 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:28 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Did it involve mincing vegans?

Depends. Are you using 'mincing' as a verb or as an adjective?

Whichever ends up with vegan mince and one less vegan in the world.

Anomalocaris · (This post was last modified: September 5, 2018 at 5:54 pm by Anomalocaris.)

(September 5, 2018 at 4:53 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Huge lawsuit just waiting to happen.

This is in Crimea.

Did you notice like 80% of the videos of spectacular reckless fuck ups that amuses YouTube viewers the world over originated in Russia?

Do you notice the population of Russia is declining?

lion red in tooth and claw would just be a restoration of the fundamentalist approach to non-survival of the unfittest.

(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Perhaps he was a vegan?

Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.

I_am_not_mafia · September 5, 2018 at 5:53 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:50 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Lions should be encouraged to eat vegans. But who really wants to eat bony people who taste like tofu??

It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.

Throw the lions to the Xtians!

Anomalocaris · September 5, 2018 at 6:39 pm

(September 5, 2018 at 5:53 pm)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 5, 2018 at 5:50 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: It is lion abuse to feed them junk food.

Throw the lions to the Xtians!

That is cruel. Instead of merely wounding the lion in the flesh, you aim to crush its mind and spirit.

Fireball · September 5, 2018 at 7:26 pm

*cough* Meals on Wheels *cough*

Gawdzilla Sama · September 5, 2018 at 7:29 pm

@Anomalocaris I watch a lot of Russian car crash videos. Never fail to make me chuckle.

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