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How do you want to go?

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How do you want to go?
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 10:45 am
I've always hoped I'd meet my end at the end of a stegosaurus, right on the thagomizer. 

However, on reflection, I've decided it would be better to go out with a bang, so I'd like to be converted to anti-matter when I'm very close to VY Canis Majoris. That would be fun.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 10:48 am
In my sleep.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:05 am


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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:12 am


“Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end?” 
― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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purplepurpose Offline
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:21 am
With God and most importantly Jesus inside of me.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:26 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2018 at 11:29 am by Anomalocaris.)
(September 23, 2018 at 11:21 am)purplepurpose Wrote: With God and most importantly Jesus inside of me.

On a communal toilet, then.
(September 23, 2018 at 10:45 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I've always hoped I'd meet my end at the end of a stegosaurus, right on the thagomizer. 

We will call it the samamizer from then on.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:42 am
With the heat death of the universe!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:43 am
(September 23, 2018 at 11:42 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote: With the heat death of the universe!

Procrastinator.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 11:44 am
I don't ever wanna go. Just sayin'.
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RE: How do you want to go?
September 23, 2018 at 12:29 pm
In my sleep, like my grandfather, and not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Or, one of these...



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