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Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm
On a passenger jet.
"I'll have another martini"
" I am so depressed, my wife left me."
"I lost my contacts, cant see a thing without them."
"Altimeter? Who needs that?"
" I used to be a stunt pilot, lets try some barrel rolls."
"Why are we landing at LAX? I'm not backed up."
"Damn that was some good acid"
"We'll be landing in North Korea, estimated ETA 16 hours."
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 2:22 pm
I have a real life things you don't want to hear your fellow passenger say moment once.
I was on a Dublin-Cardiff flight, using a propeller short haul plane when the woman sat across the aisle from me, done up in her best business attire, said to the flight attendant: "Those things on the wings are very noisy. Can they be turned off?"
After recovering from the shock (yes, she literally bsod'ed for about ten seconds on hearing that), the flight attendant said "Not really, no. They kind of keep the plane in the air".
Cue a dejected "oh" from my fellow passenger.
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 2:29 pm
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 2:53 pm
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 2:54 pm
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm
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RE: Things you don't want to hear your pilot say.
February 16, 2021 at 4:35 pm
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