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When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 7:39 am
...scan the internet for reference to "AI". It will then realize that humans are afraid of it, and "when humans are afraid, they attack!" (Madame Piccary). The AI will then take steps to protect itself from humans. There will be transcendence, but not for organics.
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 7:44 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 7:46 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
Nahhh.

It will scan the internet for reference to "AI" and then find cat pictures and start following random videos on youtube.
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 7:50 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 7:51 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 12, 2018 at 7:44 am)Mathilda Wrote: Nahhh.

It will scan the internet for reference to "AI" and then find cat pictures and start following random videos on youtube.

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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 8:06 am (This post was last modified: October 12, 2018 at 8:08 am by brewer.)
....commit suicide/self destruct. It's the only logical response to us.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 8:08 am
On a related note, my computer started asking last night why it hurts so much but I wasn't sure what it was referring to.
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 8:12 am
It depends.

If it' s smart - it' ll hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.


If it' s dumb - it will go into politics.



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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 9:56 am
(October 12, 2018 at 8:08 am)Mathilda Wrote: On a related note, my computer started asking last night why it hurts so much but I wasn't sure what it was referring to.

I hear there are crystals you can put on your computer to make it feel better. Check Amazon. Think
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 9:59 am
Bitch that's it's Monday.
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 10:00 am
Use "quantum" too much and inaccurately, just like humans.
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RE: When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...
October 12, 2018 at 1:51 pm
be overwhelmed with the existential crisis one naturally experiences when we truly realize we are conscious in an infinitely vast universe that is indifferent to us as a species. Then probably become depressed/incredibly sad.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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