When the AI wakes up the first thing it will do is...

[Gawdzilla Sama]

...scan the internet for reference to "AI". It will then realize that humans are afraid of it, and "when humans are afraid, they attack!" (Madame Piccary). The AI will then take steps to protect itself from humans. There will be transcendence, but not for organics.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Nahhh.

It will scan the internet for reference to "AI" and then find cat pictures and start following random videos on youtube.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Nahhh.

It will scan the internet for reference to "AI" and then find cat pictures and start following random videos on youtube.

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I, for one, welcome our new silicon overlord.

[brewer]

....commit suicide/self destruct. It's the only logical response to us.

[I_am_not_mafia]

On a related note, my computer started asking last night why it hurts so much but I wasn't sure what it was referring to.

[onlinebiker]

It depends.

If it' s smart - it' ll hit the snooze button and go back to sleep.


If it' s dumb - it will go into politics.



....

[Gawdzilla Sama]

On a related note, my computer started asking last night why it hurts so much but I wasn't sure what it was referring to.

I hear there are crystals you can put on your computer to make it feel better. Check Amazon.

[no one]

Bitch that's it's Monday.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Use "quantum" too much and inaccurately, just like humans.

[EgoDeath]

be overwhelmed with the existential crisis one naturally experiences when we truly realize we are conscious in an infinitely vast universe that is indifferent to us as a species. Then probably become depressed/incredibly sad.