Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo Mamma's So Fine
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Yo momma got more crust than a KFC bargain bucket.
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mamma's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids and yelled, STOP THAT TWINKIE!
Yo mama's so fat that if one wants to copulate with her, they have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
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Yo momma so fat the State of Texas gave her high heels so she could drill for oil while walking around.
Your momma is so dumb, when your dad suggested doggy style she bent over and started to lick his balls.
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
Yo momma so old and fat, Columbus saw her floating in the ocean and claimed her as the New World.
Your mother is so fat that
people make jokes about her weight. |
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