Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out.
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Yo Mamma's So Fine
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Yo mama's so nasty she's gotta sneak up on her bathwater.
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Yo mama's so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her bathroom.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Yo mama so ugly when she died and went to heaven jesus said I didn't create you.
(A little blasphemy for out theist friends.) When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Yo mamma so fat the last time she swam in the sea the maldives disappeared.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Yo momma's a nice lady who doesn't deserve to be ridiculed.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean.
Yo momma so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hotdogs.
Theists changing my derision of religion is equivilent to pissing into the wind and expecting not to get wet.
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