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(November 3, 2018 at 11:34 am)Gwaithmir Wrote: "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)
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'I've come to the conclusion that all people are more like most people than anybody. The only difference between anybody is that they're not the same as somebody else. Because if they were, everybody would be too much like nobody and if that were the case then lots of people would be much scarcer than a few of them.' - Gracie Allen
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'You should always carry a flask of whiskey in case you're bitten by a snake. Also, you should always carry a small snake.' - W.C. Fields
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"It is better to imagine than to remember." Said by the character Garp in The World According to Garp.
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'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but *thud*….ow, stop that!!' - St Stephen, c 34 CE
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November 4, 2018 at 6:48 pm
"Lawks oh lordy, where's me heid?"
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