The Adam & Eve Myth - Origins

[Nay_Sayer]

We have been through this then you know FSM made evolved man or planted the divine noodle for evolved man day 4 and let him develop with the rest of the world 
 Got it? 

That said... FSM also made Edam and Brie on day 2 apart from the rest of the world an placed them into the garden of olive where they stayed until they got ripe and delicious.

So oatmeal brain you still with me?  Gemelli 1 tells us cheeses made outside the garden had no zest. Gemelli 2 says Edam and Brie Were created and put in a garden separately, Mostly because they had not ripened yet.

Then according to Pastafarian genealogies 60,000 years ago Edam and Brie fell finally got their flavor and were removed from the Garden of olive to be brought into the world for early man to nibble upon.

So unless you are stupid and can't follow this narrative Gemelli 1 and 2 and you can't because your last two brain cells fight desperately for what little oxygen they get. Then you are lying about everything you say, ever, which you are

So if you want to condescend to someone make sure you are not plagiarizing original sacred texts. Dummy.


Blessings and RAmen

-Typed while eating a meatball sub for lunch-

Imagine..

Imagine you knew a subject so well you could make these types of corrections. 

Imagine you studied something long and well enough to see where someone who is misrepresenting a segment of a book you well know just at a glance, and know what it said well enough  to correct it..

Now Imagine the book was a real book and not something you can change or reference ad hoc. Something anyone at any point could double check and show you where wrong.

It is clear you want this kind of knowledge or you would not have taken so much time over the years playing out this tired gag... let alone spend 30 mins correcting something none of us even cares to read, as it's all the same. I know the butt hut response will be no one read your crap either but you are wrong... i know because they often times go line by line and idea by idea to try and prove me wrong.

where as nothing in this post to you has anything to do with the religious gag pun/play on words thing you do, despite your efforts. I'm not saying stop... just that i don't think you are impacting the discussion the way you would like to be. You effort here is like those guys at comic con who take an existing walmart costume and then mod it to try and 'make it better.' verse someone who put together a screen accurate costume.

Yes you are both at comic con and yes you both may be only representing a stormtrooper, but there is a huge difference between the time effort and money that went into a screen accurate build and a walmart generic spandex silk screen print body suit with pieces of hot glued plastic for armor plates.. Yes, shamely so there was a time where what you are doing was a prised effort, but that time is long since passed. the 501st will not allow or accept such a poor effort in anymore. Meaning how seriously do you think either side considers such an effort anymore?

I'm only telling you because i don't think your peers will. and the time you spent on this crap, if you cracked a book on anysubject you would have a great foot hold on it by now.

I'm not sure what a butt hut is, However, Your inability to accept the facts I present is on you, Not I.  I read plenty of books and I urge you to do the same. Ones with pop up characters don't count or written by Kent Hovind don't count.

Blessings and RAmen.

[Drich]

Imagine..

Imagine you knew a subject so well you could make these types of corrections. 

Imagine you studied something long and well enough to see where someone who is misrepresenting a segment of a book you well know just at a glance, and know what it said well enough  to correct it..

Now Imagine the book was a real book and not something you can change or reference ad hoc. Something anyone at any point could double check and show you where wrong.

It is clear you want this kind of knowledge or you would not have taken so much time over the years playing out this tired gag... let alone spend 30 mins correcting something none of us even cares to read, as it's all the same. I know the butt hut response will be no one read your crap either but you are wrong... i know because they often times go line by line and idea by idea to try and prove me wrong.

where as nothing in this post to you has anything to do with the religious gag pun/play on words thing you do, despite your efforts. I'm not saying stop... just that i don't think you are impacting the discussion the way you would like to be. You effort here is like those guys at comic con who take an existing walmart costume and then mod it to try and 'make it better.' verse someone who put together a screen accurate costume.

Yes you are both at comic con and yes you both may be only representing a stormtrooper, but there is a huge difference between the time effort and money that went into a screen accurate build and a walmart generic spandex silk screen print body suit with pieces of hot glued plastic for armor plates.. Yes, shamely so there was a time where what you are doing was a prised effort, but that time is long since passed. the 501st will not allow or accept such a poor effort in anymore. Meaning how seriously do you think either side considers such an effort anymore?

I'm only telling you because i don't think your peers will. and the time you spent on this crap, if you cracked a book on anysubject you would have a great foot hold on it by now.

I'm not sure what a butt hut is, However, Your inability to accept the facts I present is on you, Not I.  I read plenty of books and I urge you to do the same. Ones with pop up characters don't count or written by Kent Hovind don't count.

Blessings and RAmen.

butt hut is a famous bbq joint... if the next statement accurately portrayed the person dealing in truth was at all accurate then you would know what a butt hut was. butt, because you are lost with no desire to learn even in a situation like it, then it is easy to determine it is you who accept and or understand the facts shared with you.

also reading books=/= intelligence.. If the books you read are what fuel all of the 'puntastic' posts you script, then made you ought to try and read something besides old far side cartoon books.

[Nay_Sayer]

I'm not sure what a butt hut is, However, Your inability to accept the facts I present is on you, Not I.  I read plenty of books and I urge you to do the same. Ones with pop up characters don't count or written by Kent Hovind don't count.

Blessings and RAmen.

butt hut is a famous bbq joint... if the next statement accurately portrayed the person dealing in truth was at all accurate then you would know what a butt hut was. butt, because you are lost with no desire to learn even in a situation like it, then it is easy to determine it is you who accept and or understand the facts shared with you.

also reading books=/= intelligence.. If the books you read are what fuel all of the 'puntastic' posts you script, then made you ought to try and read something besides old far side cartoon books.

It would seem you are the one lacking desire to learn. You dismiss my faith because its truths make you uncomfortable. That is a problem only you can remedy.

It is also why you refer to my posts as containing puns when the reality is they are divinely inspired truths and it is you who are wallowing in the pig excrement filled squalor that is your false faith and close-mindedness.

Thoughts and prayers.

RAmen

[Pat Mustard]

You got your teeth kicked in by a christian and now want to try and save face by pulling the i don't believe in God card... well too late douche you are all in before you pulled that card.

Protip: When looking at the ground after managing to insert both feet inside your mouth, the teeth you see don't belong to other people.

Drippy, you're the longest streak of shit I've ever seen in a long time. Your parents must really be proud of themselves.

[Gwaithmir]

[Drich]

butt hut is a famous bbq joint... if the next statement accurately portrayed the person dealing in truth was at all accurate then you would know what a butt hut was. butt, because you are lost with no desire to learn even in a situation like it, then it is easy to determine it is you who accept and or understand the facts shared with you.

also reading books=/= intelligence.. If the books you read are what fuel all of the 'puntastic' posts you script, then made you ought to try and read something besides old far side cartoon books.

It would seem you are the one lacking desire to learn. You dismiss my faith because its truths make you uncomfortable. That is a problem only you can remedy.

It is also why you refer to my posts as containing puns when the reality is they are divinely inspired truths and it is you who are wallowing in the pig excrement filled squalor that is your false faith and close-mindedness.

Thoughts and prayers.

RAmen

Perfect example of what I was talking about...

You want the accolades of knowing what is and what is not divinely inspired, not for the sake of know there is a god, but to use an authority or to use the written word to put someone into check, but alas, you are far to ignorant of any written work to to silence anyone on a topic. so you resort to what? Name calling and more self deluded expertise and 'education?'

why would anyone consider anything you wrote as being inspired by anything beside a second rate poorly thought out imagination? Again you think you are drawing parallels between reality and religion, but all you are doing is showcasing how little you real know about the basic/fundamentals of this religion. It's almost like watching a 13 year olds version of the broadway play "the book of mormon." You get all of the fart jokes, you remember to cuss god, but anything over your head.. you pretend is not there. s when you bring your synopsis to the table, your offering is... barely tenable and equally incoherent most of the time.

Why? because douche bag, you have to really understand that which you seek to parody. you have to know the material better than the religious know the material. again, you don't. you have middle schoolers grasp of a subject you simply hate. and it shows.

Know this kind of blind hate 50 years ago would have placed you in the clan. because like them, you do not even understand the focus of your hate. you are simply ok hating ith the group think you are apart of. you have harsh feelings based on little to nothing scriptural. you just don't like the idea of God or god's people living in your world.. like wise 50 years ago it was ok just not to like the idea of black people living in your world. you are just the modern 'moral' bigot.



Again, you mimic those who have put in the time to be able to quote and memorize texts of which you are completely unfamiliar with. and your strongest objection is little more than a plea to your own vanity (to help you feel better about your contributions here) and an attempt to attack me personally. I on the other hand showed you have no academic or even philosophical reason to display such vitriol against Christian outside of common group think hatred. Change my mind/prove me wrong.

[Gwaithmir]

[madog]

why would anyone consider anything you wrote as being inspired by anything beside a second rate poorly thought out imagination?  

Thats exactly my question to you ....

And does the fact you rely on Goat herders imaginations make it more valid than someone relying on their own imagination?

[Jehanne]

why would anyone consider anything you wrote as being inspired by anything beside a second rate poorly thought out imagination?  

Thats exactly my question to you ....

And does the fact you rely on Goat herders imaginations make it more valid than someone relying on their own imagination?

It's worse than that; the Old Testament was written centuries to over a millennia after some of the events that it claims to purport, only to be redacted and modified over several more centuries later on. Yahweh was no different than Baal; he was a local deity, one of thousands worshipped throughout ancient Mesopotamia.

[Nay_Sayer]

It would seem you are the one lacking desire to learn. You dismiss my faith because its truths make you uncomfortable. That is a problem only you can remedy.

It is also why you refer to my posts as containing puns when the reality is they are divinely inspired truths and it is you who are wallowing in the pig excrement filled squalor that is your false faith and close-mindedness.

Thoughts and prayers.

RAmen

Perfect example of what I was talking about...

You want the accolades of knowing what is and what is not divinely inspired, not for the sake of know there is a god, but to use an authority or to use the written word to put someone into check, but alas, you are far to ignorant of any written work to to silence anyone on a topic. so you resort to what? Name calling and more self deluded expertise and 'education?'

why would anyone consider anything you wrote as being inspired by anything beside a second rate poorly thought out imagination? Again you think you are drawing parallels between reality and religion, but all you are doing is showcasing how little you real know about the basic/fundamentals of this religion. It's almost like watching a 13 year olds version of the broadway play "the book of mormon." You get all of the fart jokes, you remember to cuss god, but anything over your head.. you pretend is not there. s when you bring your synopsis to the table, your offering is... barely tenable and equally incoherent most of the time.

Why? because douche bag, you have to really understand that which you seek to parody. you have to know the material better than the religious know the material. again, you don't. you have middle schoolers grasp of a subject you simply hate. and it shows.

Know this kind of blind hate 50 years ago would have placed you in the clan. because like them, you do not even understand the focus of your hate. you are simply ok hating ith the group think you are apart of. you have harsh feelings based on little to nothing scriptural. you just don't like the idea of God or god's people living in your world.. like wise 50 years ago it was ok just not to like the idea of black people living in your world. you are just the modern 'moral' bigot.



Again, you mimic those who have put in the time to be able to quote and memorize texts of which you are completely unfamiliar with. and your strongest objection is little more than a plea to your own vanity (to help you feel better about your contributions here) and an attempt to attack me personally. I on the other hand showed you have no academic or even philosophical reason to display such vitriol against Christian outside of common group think hatred. Change my mind/prove me wrong.

I"m not surprised you've delved into needless name calling but if we must, have a read, witless imbecile;

Once again like a broken record or more aptly like a man struggling with inadequacies  you falsely label my prose as mimicry and again I must tell you, as slowly as I can since apparently, your reading comprehension is nil to naught;

I only spread the gospel truth. Your unwillingness to accept this is a byproduct of what I can only assume was abusive indoctrination as a child.

Yet still, I and all Pastafarians will welcome you with open arms, open minds, and open hearts should you ever find your way out of the dark fog and bile you bury yourself in.

Bless. RAmen