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Does Nun Control Work?

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Does Nun Control Work?
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 9:34 am
I'm concerned about the kid in blue right behind and all up in her ass.
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 11:41 am
(August 20, 2019 at 9:34 am)wyzas Wrote: I'm concerned about the kid in blue right behind and all up in her ass.

Hilarious  I never noticed.
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 1:25 pm
(August 20, 2019 at 9:21 am)Fireball Wrote: [Image: HQSQ2Im.jpg]

After all the arguments, cosmological, transcendental, the eyes, lobotomies galore, in a single post thou hast made me a catholic again in a single post. Big Grin
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 1:42 pm (This post was last modified: August 20, 2019 at 1:42 pm by downbeatplumb.)
(August 20, 2019 at 1:25 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 20, 2019 at 9:21 am)Fireball Wrote: [Image: HQSQ2Im.jpg]

After all the arguments, cosmological, transcendental, the eyes, lobotomies galore, in a single post thou hast made me a catholic again in a single post. Big Grin





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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 1:52 pm
A priest is walking down a country lane in Ireland when he hears a noise on the other side of a wall.

Looking over, he sees two leprechauns fighting.

He jumps over the wall and breaks them up.

“Tell me, boys, why would two of the wee folk be fighting?”

“Answer a question for me father,” says one of the leprechauns, “are there any dwarf nuns in Ireland?”

“Dwarf nuns?” Says the priest, “No, I don’t think so.”

The leprechaun kicks his companion and says, “See? I told you we were fucking a penguin!”

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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 3:00 pm
(August 20, 2019 at 1:25 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(August 20, 2019 at 9:21 am)Fireball Wrote: [Image: HQSQ2Im.jpg]

After all the arguments, cosmological, transcendental, the eyes, lobotomies galore, in a single post thou hast made me a cat-licker again in a single post. Big Grin
Big Grin
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 4:29 pm
(August 20, 2019 at 9:21 am)Fireball Wrote: [Image: HQSQ2Im.jpg]

That’s a bad habit...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 5:07 pm
It's a habit I wouldn't mind getting into......


(Waiting for the "they have it in your size?"  jokes)
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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 5:23 pm
(August 20, 2019 at 5:07 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: It's a habit I wouldn't mind getting into......


(Waiting for the "they have it in your size?"  jokes)

I get funny looks from people because I refer to the song You’re a hard habit to break, by Chicago, as “The Concrete Nun Song”

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RE: Does Nun Control Work?
August 20, 2019 at 5:27 pm
Another old joke:

'I married a nun.  I got nun in the morning and nun at night.'

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