"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[soldierofGod]

God is Love,

I am Muslim, not Christian, I am not based on Bilbia but:

Gay: if your parents had been homosexual, you would not be criticizing now and for His love you exist.

Adultery: in addition to being the moral decline of society, it is one of the causes of child poverty, many women become pregnant without wanting it, many decide to abort (kill), abandon babies on the street, sell their children, children slaves, etc.
Alcoholic: it makes you forget about things and you commit adultery and other sins without knowing it. Adultery destroys family and society.

Premarital sex: A girl told me that her sister's boyfriend made her pregnant and when she found out she was being cheated by him she started drinking and screaming. Really, where do you see something good here? All this suffering would have been saved if the man were married to her, that would show some seriousness.

The rest of "sins" that you have taken out of context, I doubt that they are such as being a woman, do you really believe that if God loved life, it would be a sin to be a woman?
I read Genesis 3:16 and does not mention at any time that being a woman is a sin.
Again misrepresenting things. Letting your hair grow is not a sin, God does not order to cut your hair and less says that He does not love those who let their hair grow just says that in nature itself it is dishonorable to leave your hair(man), as this chapter says it is natural that man hair is cut, but it is not a sin, God teaches man how he should do.

If we obey God, poverty, corruption, slavery, war and all evil will disappear completely. But no, the fault is of God according to the incredible ones.


Koran 2:10-13

In their hearts there is a disease that Allah(God) increases.
They will have a painful punishment for what they called a lie.
When they are told: Do not corrupt on earth, they answer: But we only make them better.
Are they not the corrupters, even if they don't realize it?
And when they are told: Believe as men have believed.
They say: Are we going to believe like fools?
Are they not fools without knowing it?

[onlinebiker]

God is Love, Peace and Merciful. Do not invent about God.

Or you' ll stone them to death?


Seems legit.

[soldierofGod]

God is Love, Peace and Merciful. Do not invent about God.

Or you' ll stone them to death?


Seems legit.

Stoning does not appear in the Quran, the word of God

[Fake Messiah]

Gay: if your parents had been homosexual, you would not be criticizing now and for His love you exist.

Why not? What do you have against gay parents?

Adultery: in addition to being the moral decline of society, it is one of the causes of child poverty, many women become pregnant without wanting it, many decide to abort (kill), abandon babies on the street, sell their children, children slaves, etc.

People can and do use contraception. There are people with open marriages. For instance, Donald Trump and Neil Gaiman have open marriages.

Premarital sex: A girl told me that her sister's boyfriend made her pregnant and when she found out she was being cheated by him she started drinking and screaming. Really, where do you see something good here? All this suffering would have been saved if the man were married to her, that would show some seriousness.

They should have used contraception. One bad apple doesn't spoil whole batch of apples.

I read Genesis 3:16 and does not mention at any time that being a woman is a sin.

You obviously have a reading disorder because I didn't mention that being a woman is a sin, but that it is not a passage that shows God's love toward women, but hate.

If we obey God, poverty, corruption, slavery, war and all evil will disappear completely. But no, the fault is of God according to the incredible ones.

So why are then Muslim theocracies one of the worst and most brutal regimes to live under?

Stoning does not appear in the Quran, the word of God

Yeah, only in Hadits which are words of some crazy guy.

[Silver]

I am Muslim, not Christian, I am not based on Bilbia but:

In that case:

[onlinebiker]

Or you' ll stone them to death?


Seems legit.

Stoning does not appear in the Quran, the word of God

I stand corrected.

100 lashes. (Generally one is dead after 50 or so)

Much better. So much more civilized.

You win. Your invisible friend has the bigger penis.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

God is Love, Peace and Merciful. Do not invent about God.

God is imaginary. Feel free to invent about God.

[Silver]

[soldierofGod]

I am Muslim, not Christian, I am not based on Bilbia but:

In that case:

How do you know that the Prophet had this face?

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Yes, the Prophet was right, the second stage of the Antichrist's reign would be the United States. The Prophet said that the Antichrist (Dajjal) would reign first 1000 years, then 83 years and finally 19 years. The Prophet also said that Antichrist would begin his reign of terror on an island and be recognized for being one-eyed. The Antichrist is associated with Freemasonry. The beginnings of Masonry are located in England-Scotland in the 10th century (900s). Freemasonry is the opposite figure of Christianity that is why it is called the Antichrist. The first reign of the Antichrist would end the transfer of the hegemony of the English crown to the United States of America during the 20th century (1900s). The United States is the only country created by the Freemasons and controlled by its laws. Now the United States is the most indebted country in the world so its collapse will be terrible, the Jews prepare their destruction after using this country through their currency (dollar). The third reign of the Antichrist will be Israel where he will definitely rule the world. The people will be deceived by the Antichrist, the people who will follow him most will be the Jews and the women (feminism). Jerusalem is the only land where demons can enter our dimension. And that is when satan will definitely rule humanity. That is when Jesus the son of Mary will descend by order of God. United States, the country that spreads terror in the name of Peace; creating terrorism, wars, diseases, arms band, shattered entire nations, etc. All this was said by the Prophet and you laugh at him.

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Stoning does not appear in the Quran, the word of God

I stand corrected.

100 lashes. (Generally one is dead after 50 or so)

Much better. So much more civilized.

You win. Your invisible friend has the bigger penis.

How does it feel to have an invisible enemy?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

How does it feel to have an invisible enemy?

Dunno.  All my enemies are distressingly visible.

Boru