"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[soldierofGod]

Gay: if your parents had been homosexual, you would not be criticizing now and for His love you exist.

Why not? What do you have against gay parents?

Adultery: in addition to being the moral decline of society, it is one of the causes of child poverty, many women become pregnant without wanting it, many decide to abort (kill), abandon babies on the street, sell their children, children slaves, etc.

People can and do use contraception. There are people with open marriages. For instance, Donald Trump and Neil Gaiman have open marriages.

Premarital sex: A girl told me that her sister's boyfriend made her pregnant and when she found out she was being cheated by him she started drinking and screaming. Really, where do you see something good here? All this suffering would have been saved if the man were married to her, that would show some seriousness.

They should have used contraception. One bad apple doesn't spoil whole batch of apples.

I read Genesis 3:16 and does not mention at any time that being a woman is a sin.

You obviously have a reading disorder because I didn't mention that being a woman is a sin, but that it is not a passage that shows God's love toward women, but hate.

If we obey God, poverty, corruption, slavery, war and all evil will disappear completely. But no, the fault is of God according to the incredible ones.

So why are then Muslim theocracies one of the worst and most brutal regimes to live under?

Stoning does not appear in the Quran, the word of God

Yeah, only in Hadits which are words of some crazy guy.

Do you think that right now there is some Islamic state that is ruled by Muslims? No, there is not. They are puppets of the Jews like the United States.

The Prophet said among Muslims that the best among you is the one who best treats his wife.

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How does it feel to have an invisible enemy?

Dunno.  All my enemies are distressingly visible.

Boru

who are your enemies, brother?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Why not? What do you have against gay parents?




People can and do use contraception. There are people with open marriages. For instance, Donald Trump and Neil Gaiman have open marriages.


They should have used contraception. One bad apple doesn't spoil whole batch of apples.


You obviously have a reading disorder because I didn't mention that being a woman is a sin, but that it is not a passage that shows God's love toward women, but hate.


So why are then Muslim theocracies one of the worst and most brutal regimes to live under?


Yeah, only in Hadits which are words of some crazy guy.

Do you think that right now there is some Islamic state that is ruled by Muslims? No, there is not. They are puppets of the Jews like the United States.

The Prophet said among Muslims that the best among you is the one who best treats his wife.

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Dunno.  All my enemies are distressingly visible.

Boru

who are your enemies, brother?

Don't call me 'brother', you theistic boil on the buttocks of humanity.  My enemies are none of your business.

Boru

[onlinebiker]

In that case:

How do you know that the Prophet had this face?

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Yes, the Prophet was right, the second stage of the Antichrist's reign would be the United States. The Prophet said that the Antichrist (Dajjal) would reign first 1000 years, then 83 years and finally 19 years. The Prophet also said that Antichrist would begin his reign of terror on an island and be recognized for being one-eyed. The Antichrist is associated with Freemasonry. The beginnings of Masonry are located in England-Scotland in the 10th century (900s). Freemasonry is the opposite figure of Christianity that is why it is called the Antichrist. The first reign of the Antichrist would end the transfer of the hegemony of the English crown to the United States of America during the 20th century (1900s). The United States is the only country created by the Freemasons and controlled by its laws. Now the United States is the most indebted country in the world so its collapse will be terrible, the Jews prepare their destruction after using this country through their currency (dollar). The third reign of the Antichrist will be Israel where he will definitely rule the world. The people will be deceived by the Antichrist, the people who will follow him most will be the Jews and the women (feminism). Jerusalem is the only land where demons can enter our dimension. And that is when satan will definitely rule humanity. That is when Jesus the son of Mary will descend by order of God. United States, the country that spreads terror in the name of Peace; creating terrorism, wars, diseases, arms band, shattered entire nations, etc. All this was said by the Prophet and you laugh at him.

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I stand corrected.

100 lashes. (Generally one is dead after 50 or so)

Much better. So much more civilized.

You win. Your invisible friend has the bigger penis.

How does it feel to have an invisible enemy?

Non-existant.

So it doesn't feel like anything.

[soldierofGod]

Do you think that right now there is some Islamic state that is ruled by Muslims? No, there is not. They are puppets of the Jews like the United States.

The Prophet said among Muslims that the best among you is the one who best treats his wife.

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who are your enemies, brother?

Don't call me 'brother', you theistic boil on the buttocks of humanity.  My enemies are none of your business.

Boru

Do you want to know my enemies? They are terrorists who wear suits and ties and do not wear beards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL97n602128

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCiawRO_E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8rQLn2sBs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kZyN6njYQA

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How do you know that the Prophet had this face?

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Yes, the Prophet was right, the second stage of the Antichrist's reign would be the United States. The Prophet said that the Antichrist (Dajjal) would reign first 1000 years, then 83 years and finally 19 years. The Prophet also said that Antichrist would begin his reign of terror on an island and be recognized for being one-eyed. The Antichrist is associated with Freemasonry. The beginnings of Masonry are located in England-Scotland in the 10th century (900s). Freemasonry is the opposite figure of Christianity that is why it is called the Antichrist. The first reign of the Antichrist would end the transfer of the hegemony of the English crown to the United States of America during the 20th century (1900s). The United States is the only country created by the Freemasons and controlled by its laws. Now the United States is the most indebted country in the world so its collapse will be terrible, the Jews prepare their destruction after using this country through their currency (dollar). The third reign of the Antichrist will be Israel where he will definitely rule the world. The people will be deceived by the Antichrist, the people who will follow him most will be the Jews and the women (feminism). Jerusalem is the only land where demons can enter our dimension. And that is when satan will definitely rule humanity. That is when Jesus the son of Mary will descend by order of God. United States, the country that spreads terror in the name of Peace; creating terrorism, wars, diseases, arms band, shattered entire nations, etc. All this was said by the Prophet and you laugh at him.

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How does it feel to have an invisible enemy?

Non-existant.

So it doesn't feel like anything.

if there is no God according to you why do you blame him for the bad things that happen in the world?

[A. Secular Human]

No atheist blames any god for anything. We lack belief in them all.

On another note: Ooooh look! A new chew toy!

[onlinebiker]

Don't call me 'brother', you theistic boil on the buttocks of humanity.  My enemies are none of your business.

Boru

Do you want to know my enemies? They are terrorists who wear suits and ties and do not wear beards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL97n602128

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCiawRO_E0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8rQLn2sBs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kZyN6njYQA

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Non-existant.

So it doesn't feel like anything.

if there is no God according to you why do you blame him for the bad things that happen in the world?

I don't.

I blame the morons who think they have divine license to be flaming dickheads.

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Fact is - they are simply flaming dickheads.

No divinity required.


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[The Valkyrie]

I am Muslim, not Christian, I am not based on Bilbia but:

Gay: if your parents had been homosexual, you would not be criticizing now and for His love you exist.

Adultery: in addition to being the moral decline of society, it is one of the causes of child poverty, many women become pregnant without wanting it, many decide to abort (kill), abandon babies on the street, sell their children, children slaves, etc.
Alcoholic: it makes you forget about things and you commit adultery and other sins without knowing it. Adultery destroys family and society.

Premarital sex: A girl told me that her sister's boyfriend made her pregnant and when she found out she was being cheated by him she started drinking and screaming. Really, where do you see something good here? All this suffering would have been saved if the man were married to her, that would show some seriousness.

The rest of "sins" that you have taken out of context, I doubt that they are such as being a woman, do you really believe that if God loved life, it would be a sin to be a woman?
I read Genesis 3:16 and does not mention at any time that being a woman is a sin.
Again misrepresenting things. Letting your hair grow is not a sin, God does not order to cut your hair and less says that He does not love those who let their hair grow just says that in nature itself it is dishonorable to leave your hair(man), as this chapter says it is natural that man hair is cut, but it is not a sin, God teaches man how he should do.

If we obey God, poverty, corruption, slavery, war and all evil will disappear completely. But no, the fault is of God according to the incredible ones.


Koran 2:10-13

In their hearts there is a disease that Allah(God) increases.
They will have a painful punishment for what they called a lie.
When they are told: Do not corrupt on earth, they answer: But we only make them better.
Are they not the corrupters, even if they don't realize it?
And when they are told: Believe as men have believed.
They say: Are we going to believe like fools?
Are they not fools without knowing it?

Okay, that it!

Go to your boom!

[Fake Messiah]

[zebo-the-fat]

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[soldierofGod]

No atheist blames any god for anything.  We lack belief in them all.

On another note:  Ooooh look!  A new chew toy!

Then all the misfortunes and tragedies that occur in the world are the work of man