"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread

[Abaddon_ire]

Given that, which is better motivated to make the world a better place?

1 What's the point of making the world a better place if humanity will cease to exist eventually? Species last 3 million years on average according to theory of evolution. Fermi paradox indicates that technologically advanced civilizations don't last long so humanity likely has less than 500 years left before it vanishes if atheism is true.

Citation required.

2 Good is what God defines as good. Homosexual marriages, kids having sex change surgeries and abortions don't make the world a better place.

Really? You are OK with slavery, genocide, human sacrifice, incest, rape? Your god defines all of those as good. Do you agree?

[Dmitry1983]

1 What's the point of making the world a better place if humanity will cease to exist eventually? Species last 3 million years on average according to theory of evolution. Fermi paradox indicates that technologically advanced civilizations don't last long so humanity likely has less than 500 years left before it vanishes if atheism is true.

Citation required.

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/libra...32_04.html

The typical rate of extinction differs for different groups of organisms. Mammals, for instance, have an average species "lifespan" from origination to extinction of about 1 million years, although some species persist for as long as 10 million years.

2 Good is what God defines as good. Homosexual marriages, kids having sex change surgeries and abortions don't make the world a better place.

Really? You are OK with slavery

Are you OK with conscription?

genocide,human sacrifice, rape?

If God wills it

incest

What's wrong with consensual incest?

[soldierofGod]

So why doesn't the government use HAARP to create rain (or even flood) above those horrible fires going on in California right now to extinguish them?

Because they are no interested.

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That isn't what cancer is.
Cancer can just happen without any "bad habits" bad habits like smoking can make it more likely but to say that everyone that has cancer brought it on themselves is insulting and wrong.

For example in the west country many houses are made with granite, granite is a stone that is naturally radioactive so just by living in there will increase your chance of cancer. Also between 5 to 10 percent of cancers are caused by genes.

In the developed world we live longer and cancer is manly an old person disease.


We no longer die of scratches, polio, mumps, measles etc like they did in the dark ages so more people get cancer because they live longer.


Did you just say low self esteem leads to cancer! Tee Hee

Yes I know. Cancer is a product of human activity. Believe me, cancer arises from bad habits that man has developed both directly and indirectly. I do not understand, if it is known that radioactive natural granite can cause cancer, why do they continue to use it instead of using brick or cement block or cut stone that is more economical and natural? Do they not know? Cancer is also inherited from one of the parents because of their bad habits. So the houses of radioactive granite and the genetic transmission of cancer is human activity? It is what I said but you contradict the incontradictory.
My grandmother's father still lives and lives in the "Third undeveloped world" (Morocco).
“cancer is manly an old person disease”. According to you, cancer is concentrated in the elderly population, it is logical because it is in that age where bad habits accumulate, removing all those who did not reach old age. That is logical, when you live more bad habits accumulate (cancer occurs in your body).  The higher the rise, the stronger the fall. I met many people who have been cured of cancer by moving away from bad habits. It all depends on one's spiritual and voluntary strength.
The dark ages of Europe sick people died basically due to lack of hygiene, it seems that they did not wash themselves (ablution) before praying before God. God does not love impurity.
Yes, low self-esteem leads to cancer if it is not avoided. You are what you eat. In many cases, people with low self-esteem cover their depression, lack of love, loneliness and sadness with food and this leads to overweight(bad eating habits) and therefore to cancer. Anorexia and bulimia are the cause of the desperate search for a beautiful body. Food in this sense is related to wanting to be desirable and loved (loneliness and lack of love). Food is consciously suppressed (human mind). In most cases the cause of this is a deep depression or low self-esteem that cancels the value of other personal aspects (faith and love) and puts superficial elements (materialism) in the foreground, in this sense the experience is " there is nothing within me that I value and for which others may love me, so I try to follow the model of external beauty to be loved ".

Faith and love in God is the cure for everything. If these people had some faith in their hearts they would not mind the material and their spirit would be strengthened with faith and love with God. In the same way that God allowed the Prophet Jesus to cure the blind and the sick through faith and love, it is a psychological question.

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Hey, Soggy,

If disease is all a result of the human mind, why can’t positive thinking solve things like heart disease?

If it could, I’d be out of a job.

I will tell you what happened to one of our brothers (in faith). The brother was from Egypt but lived in England. His heart was sick (literally) and had to be operated on a certain date. His doctor told him that the operation was not safe. The brother went to Egypt to visit his family in case he did not return in the future. During his stay in his country he went to buy meat in a store. There he saw a woman who collected the leftovers left by the butcher after cutting the meat (tendons). The butcher told the sick-hearted man that this woman is the mother of seven children and came to collect the remains that the butcher gave him instead of throwing them away. At that time the sick man gave that woman a check to buy free meat for a year. When he returned home he cried a lot for what he had done. At least, if he didn't come back, he would have done something in this life for God. After returning to England for the operation his heart was checked and his doctor was amazed, the heart had healed. The doctor could not understand what had happened. The enormous faith and love in God (Allah) had healed his heart. Some prefer to call it a miracle and others by another name depending on their knowledge.

Everything is psychological, as I said before the "disease" is the invention of the human mind and only the human mind can cure this imbalance in the brain-heart. Heart disease can be quack psychologically and physically (using devices such as the scalpel and the human mind-knowledge) but better one can heal oneself. Psycho (psykhe) means in Greek language soul or mind and physic (phusikos) means natural. One who learns for himself is wiser than he who learns from another is not the same.

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I didn't read Soggy's reply to me because I assumed it would be idiotic and my brain has a limited tolerance for that. Did I miss anything worth reading?

There is no more blind than he who does not want to see.

[arewethereyet]

So why doesn't the government use HAARP to create rain (or even flood) above those horrible fires going on in California right now to extinguish them?

Because they are no interested.

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That isn't what cancer is.
Cancer can just happen without any "bad habits" bad habits like smoking can make it more likely but to say that everyone that has cancer brought it on themselves is insulting and wrong.

For example in the west country many houses are made with granite, granite is a stone that is naturally radioactive so just by living in there will increase your chance of cancer. Also between 5 to 10 percent of cancers are caused by genes.

In the developed world we live longer and cancer is manly an old person disease.


We no longer die of scratches, polio, mumps, measles etc like they did in the dark ages so more people get cancer because they live longer.


Did you just say low self esteem leads to cancer! Tee Hee

Yes I know. Cancer is a product of human activity. Believe me, cancer arises from bad habits that man has developed both directly and indirectly. I do not understand, if it is known that radioactive natural granite can cause cancer, why do they continue to use it instead of using brick or cement block or cut stone that is more economical and natural? Do they not know? Cancer is also inherited from one of the parents because of their bad habits. So the houses of radioactive granite and the genetic transmission of cancer is human activity? It is what I said but you contradict the incontradictory.
My grandmother's father still lives and lives in the "Third undeveloped world" (Morocco).
“cancer is manly an old person disease”. According to you, cancer is concentrated in the elderly population, it is logical because it is in that age where bad habits accumulate, removing all those who did not reach old age. That is logical, when you live more bad habits accumulate (cancer occurs in your body).  The higher the rise, the stronger the fall. I met many people who have been cured of cancer by moving away from bad habits. It all depends on one's spiritual and voluntary strength.
The dark ages of Europe sick people died basically due to lack of hygiene, it seems that they did not wash themselves (ablution) before praying before God. God does not love impurity.
Yes, low self-esteem leads to cancer if it is not avoided. You are what you eat. In many cases, people with low self-esteem cover their depression, lack of love, loneliness and sadness with food and this leads to overweight(bad eating habits) and therefore to cancer. Anorexia and bulimia are the cause of the desperate search for a beautiful body. Food in this sense is related to wanting to be desirable and loved (loneliness and lack of love). Food is consciously suppressed (human mind). In most cases the cause of this is a deep depression or low self-esteem that cancels the value of other personal aspects (faith and love) and puts superficial elements (materialism) in the foreground, in this sense the experience is " there is nothing within me that I value and for which others may love me, so I try to follow the model of external beauty to be loved ".

Faith and love in God is the cure for everything. If these people had some faith in their hearts they would not mind the material and their spirit would be strengthened with faith and love with God. In the same way that God allowed the Prophet Jesus to cure the blind and the sick through faith and love, it is a psychological question.

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Hey, Soggy,

If disease is all a result of the human mind, why can’t positive thinking solve things like heart disease?

If it could, I’d be out of a job.

I will tell you what happened to one of our brothers (in faith). The brother was from Egypt but lived in England. His heart was sick (literally) and had to be operated on a certain date. His doctor told him that the operation was not safe. The brother went to Egypt to visit his family in case he did not return in the future. During his stay in his country he went to buy meat in a store. There he saw a woman who collected the leftovers left by the butcher after cutting the meat (tendons). The butcher told the sick-hearted man that this woman is the mother of seven children and came to collect the remains that the butcher gave him instead of throwing them away. At that time the sick man gave that woman a check to buy free meat for a year. When he returned home he cried a lot for what he had done. At least, if he didn't come back, he would have done something in this life for God. After returning to England for the operation his heart was checked and his doctor was amazed, the heart had healed. The doctor could not understand what had happened. The enormous faith and love in God (Allah) had healed his heart. Some prefer to call it a miracle and others by another name depending on their knowledge.

Everything is psychological, as I said before the "disease" is the invention of the human mind and only the human mind can cure this imbalance in the brain-heart. Heart disease can be quack psychologically and physically (using devices such as the scalpel and the human mind-knowledge) but better one can heal oneself. Psycho (psykhe) means in Greek language soul or mind and physic (phusikos) means natural. One who learns for himself is wiser than he who learns from another is not the same.

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I didn't read Soggy's reply to me because I assumed it would be idiotic and my brain has a limited tolerance for that. Did I miss anything worth reading?

There is no more blind than he who does not want to see.

Are you high?  You really believe this drivel?

This is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I have seen written on this forum.

[The Valkyrie]

Just how much bullshit can you make up, soggy.

If the story sounded any more fake it would involve fishmen from Venus.

[Fake Messiah]

So why doesn't the government use HAARP to create rain (or even flood) above those horrible fires going on in California right now to extinguish them?

Because they are no interested.

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Yes I know. Cancer is a product of human activity. Believe me, cancer arises from bad habits that man has developed both directly and indirectly. I do not understand, if it is known that radioactive natural granite can cause cancer, why do they continue to use it instead of using brick or cement block or cut stone that is more economical and natural? Do they not know? Cancer is also inherited from one of the parents because of their bad habits. So the houses of radioactive granite and the genetic transmission of cancer is human activity? It is what I said but you contradict the incontradictory.
My grandmother's father still lives and lives in the "Third undeveloped world" (Morocco).
“cancer is manly an old person disease”. According to you, cancer is concentrated in the elderly population, it is logical because it is in that age where bad habits accumulate, removing all those who did not reach old age. That is logical, when you live more bad habits accumulate (cancer occurs in your body).  The higher the rise, the stronger the fall. I met many people who have been cured of cancer by moving away from bad habits. It all depends on one's spiritual and voluntary strength.
The dark ages of Europe sick people died basically due to lack of hygiene, it seems that they did not wash themselves (ablution) before praying before God. God does not love impurity.
Yes, low self-esteem leads to cancer if it is not avoided. You are what you eat. In many cases, people with low self-esteem cover their depression, lack of love, loneliness and sadness with food and this leads to overweight(bad eating habits) and therefore to cancer. Anorexia and bulimia are the cause of the desperate search for a beautiful body. Food in this sense is related to wanting to be desirable and loved (loneliness and lack of love). Food is consciously suppressed (human mind). In most cases the cause of this is a deep depression or low self-esteem that cancels the value of other personal aspects (faith and love) and puts superficial elements (materialism) in the foreground, in this sense the experience is " there is nothing within me that I value and for which others may love me, so I try to follow the model of external beauty to be loved ".

Faith and love in God is the cure for everything. If these people had some faith in their hearts they would not mind the material and their spirit would be strengthened with faith and love with God. In the same way that God allowed the Prophet Jesus to cure the blind and the sick through faith and love, it is a psychological question.

I will tell you what happened to one of our brothers (in faith). The brother was from Egypt but lived in England. His heart was sick (literally) and had to be operated on a certain date. His doctor told him that the operation was not safe. The brother went to Egypt to visit his family in case he did not return in the future. During his stay in his country he went to buy meat in a store. There he saw a woman who collected the leftovers left by the butcher after cutting the meat (tendons). The butcher told the sick-hearted man that this woman is the mother of seven children and came to collect the remains that the butcher gave him instead of throwing them away. At that time the sick man gave that woman a check to buy free meat for a year. When he returned home he cried a lot for what he had done. At least, if he didn't come back, he would have done something in this life for God. After returning to England for the operation his heart was checked and his doctor was amazed, the heart had healed. The doctor could not understand what had happened. The enormous faith and love in God (Allah) had healed his heart. Some prefer to call it a miracle and others by another name depending on their knowledge.

Everything is psychological, as I said before the "disease" is the invention of the human mind and only the human mind can cure this imbalance in the brain-heart. Heart disease can be quack psychologically and physically (using devices such as the scalpel and the human mind-knowledge) but better one can heal oneself. Psycho (psykhe) means in Greek language soul or mind and physic (phusikos) means natural. One who learns for himself is wiser than he who learns from another is not the same.

[soldierofGod]

Are you high?  You really believe this drivel?
This is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I have seen written on this forum.

With this mentality so closed and stagnant, one will never heal oneself and less believe in the cure. Each year, more than 700,000 Americans (United States) suffer a heart attack. You realize? No wonder at all. If you don't believe what I say, then the problem is yours. I don't care if you believe me or not, the brother is already cured, if you want it not to be cured, say it and that's it. It is not my problem that your mind plunges into darkness. You really do not reject the cure but God, the Merciful, for not having opened his chest people who work for money and not for free help.

Man is the enemy of what he ignores. Arabic proverb

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Just how much bullshit can you make up, soggy.

If the story sounded any more fake it would involve fishmen from Venus.

At least God healed His servant for free.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Are you high?  You really believe this drivel?
This is one of the biggest steaming piles of crap I have seen written on this forum.

With this mentality so closed and stagnant, one will never heal oneself and less believe in the cure. Each year, more than 700,000 Americans (United States) suffer a heart attack. You realize? No wonder at all. If you don't believe what I say, then the problem is yours. I don't care if you believe me or not, the brother is already cured, if you want it not to be cured, say it and that's it. It is not my problem that your mind plunges into darkness. You really do not reject the cure but God, the Merciful, for not having opened his chest people who work for money and not for free help.

Man is the enemy of what he ignores. Arabic proverb

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Just how much bullshit can you make up, soggy.

If the story sounded any more fake it would involve fishmen from Venus.

At least God healed His servant for free.

Just because no money changes hands doesn't make it 'free'.

Boru

[zebo-the-fat]

If you break a leg do you go to a hospital or just pray it gets better??

[Silver]

This is a meme thread, people.

Less with the blah blah blah, and more with the imagery.