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Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:03 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 5:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Given an entire universe life isn't improbable at all.

The degree to which it is or isn't as stated by us is only opinion. For the money we will have to refer to the odds makers in Vegas....
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:25 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)

When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the 
 realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
 So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!

It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
 form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
 the first crude eye. 
Then he reproduced himself many times!

Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some 
 foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.

Hilarious
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!

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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:25 pm
@theMadJW There is more to this world and life than the bible or JW's. You should expand you horizons.

My guess is that you are afraid to.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:28 pm
What are the odds that life has evolved in the universe? 1:1.

What are the odds that life as we know it has evolved in the universe? 1:1.

Pretty simple, really. No need for a tout.

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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:32 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)

When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the 
 realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
 So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!

It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
 form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
 the first crude eye. 
Then he reproduced himself many times!

Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some 
 foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.

Hilarious
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!

If you’re going to attack evolution, you need to start by attacking evolution, instead of this childish parody. 

You’ll never successfully refute what you don’t understand.

Boru

Yes it will.

But only to other dumbarses.

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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:40 pm (This post was last modified: May 1, 2020 at 6:40 pm by Mr Greene.)
Here's a video you won't watch in case it demonstrates how stupid the OP actually was.


Quote:I don't understand why you'd come to a discussion forum, and then proceed to reap from visibility any voice that disagrees with you. If you're going to do that, why not just sit in front of a mirror and pat yourself on the back continuously?
-Esquilax

Evolution - Adapt or be eaten.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:44 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)

When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the 
 realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
 So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!

It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
 form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
 the first crude eye. 
Then he reproduced himself many times!

Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some 
 foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.

Hilarious
'Natural' 'Selection' at work!
Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!

Typical xtian, leaves out the part where the amoeba works furiously for a few minutes to produce the first penis and the first vagina and then fucked itself over and over to make new friends.
Science is so raunchy.




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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 6:45 pm
Quote:Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!

What makes you think you’ll last that long?

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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 8:03 pm
(May 1, 2020 at 6:03 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 1, 2020 at 5:59 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Given an entire universe life isn't improbable at all.

The degree to which it is or isn't as stated by us is only opinion. For the money we will have to refer to the odds makers in Vegas....

Meh. I like the odds. Simple chemicals come together. RNA precursors found in gas clouds thousands of light years from here. Etc. Etc. Etc.
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
May 1, 2020 at 8:05 pm
So more fallacies 

Please ban this troll already  Dodgy
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