Shakespeare Insults

[Rayaan]

A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir to a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition.

- Kent to Oswald in William Shakespeare's King Lear, Act II, Scene II

[leo-rcc]

Thou cullionly ill-nurtured lewdster!

[LastPoet]

Methink thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon you

He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of not one good quality

This woman's an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.

[Faith No More]

Thou puking rump-fed canker-blossom

[ElDinero]

These just remind me of insult swordfighting from the Monkey Island games.

'How appropriate, you fight like a cow!'

[Erinome]

Thou puking hell-hated canker-blossom!

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[JollyForr]

Thou rank rampallian giglet!

[frankiej]

Thou frothy fly-bitten flap-dragon!

[Doubting Thomas]

I think the next time someone cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to yell, "Thou ruttish, milk-livered puttock!" Think about it, they'll probably think you're totally insane and will leave you alone.

[downbeatplumb]

The ultimate shakespeare insult is the new film anonymous that osits that it couldnt possibly have been a commoner that penned such fine words and was a noble lord.

Elitist pricks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(film)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeneESe73mo