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Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
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Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
This might be kinda fun.  What are your guys' favorite insults or jokes that don't involve vulgarity or "swear" words? I always like these kinda jokes because it's all about the cleverness or wordplay.

Mine is:  "You couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel."
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#2
RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
I love silly jokes. My favorite is "Three men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks." I don't know why but I find that hilarious.
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How do you find will smith in the snow?

Fresh prints
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
My favourite is:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#5
RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
I often use the saying "I wouldn't give him/her/them a shit 'n spit sandwich."
....Much less my time, money, or whatever.

The word shit's PG, right?
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
"Couldn't organise an orgy in a brothel."
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
#Biff


Make like a tree and go!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
A priest, a rapist, and a child molester enters a bar. He orders a drink.

Perfect PG joke for your Catholic friends.

Or maybe not.
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RE: Favorite PG-rated jokes or insults?
'Mate, you couldn't get a clue if you were standing in the middle of a herd of clues at the height of the clue breeding season, covered in clue musk, and doing the clue mating dance.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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