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I named my penis today.

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I named my penis today.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 1:06 pm (This post was last modified: September 2, 2020 at 1:06 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
Until now I might have been the only male over twelve years old who hadn't named his penis. But I can no longer avoid this because "Donald" just works.
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September 2, 2020 at 1:11 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 1:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until now I might have been the only male over twelve years old who hadn't named his penis. But I can no longer avoid this because "Donald" just works.

In related news, Stormy is saying, "Not this shit again."
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm
You mean it wasn't called 'penis' before? Oh dear. Just what have I been talking about all this time?
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 1:45 pm
Donald = Skrinky Dink
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You mean it wasn't called 'penis' before?  Oh dear.  Just what have I been talking about all this time?

Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 2:50 pm
Ah yes, the Great Question in epistemology as to what name to assign one's genitalia. I've still pondered for a decade what to call my left testicle, seeing the very serious nature of not quite hanging as low as the right testicle.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 3:02 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You mean it wasn't called 'penis' before?  Oh dear.  Just what have I been talking about all this time?

Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".

Mine is called Barad-dur.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 3:17 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 1:40 pm)Angrboda Wrote: You mean it wasn't called 'penis' before?  Oh dear.  Just what have I been talking about all this time?

Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".

Scaly with a burning sensation?


Doh
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 3:19 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 3:17 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 2:49 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Well, people knew what I was talking about when I mentioned "Smaug".

Scaly with a burning sensation?


Doh

Shoots fire and wins gold. Hmph
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 3:37 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 3:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 3:17 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Scaly with a burning sensation?


Doh

Shoots fire and wins gold.  Hmph

Slept for 50 years under the mountain.
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