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I named my penis today.

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I named my penis today.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 4:55 pm
Mine is called Brian. Go figure. The thought occurred to me that I should buy some wooden plaques and penis rings and mount them on the wall like trophies.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 5:09 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 3:37 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 2, 2020 at 3:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Shoots fire and wins gold.  Hmph

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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 5:33 pm
It's probably a good idea to name your dick.


Do you want a stranger doing all your thinking for you?
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 6:10 pm
Nice to meet you, today.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 6:16 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 5:33 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: It's probably a good idea to name your dick.


Do you want a stranger doing all your thinking for you?

Donald only did that once. I divorced her a few years later.
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 7:32 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 4:55 pm)Angrboda Wrote: Mine is called Brian.  Go figure.  The thought occurred to me that I should buy some wooden plaques and penis rings and mount them on the wall like trophies.

I’m flattered!

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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 7:33 pm
I should name the girls.

Lefty is definitely "Killer".
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 9:42 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I should name the girls.

Lefty is definitely "Killer".

Here's hoping that it is a misnomer.  Great
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RE: I named my penis today.
September 2, 2020 at 10:27 pm
(September 2, 2020 at 7:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I should name the girls.

Lefty is definitely "Killer".

While the right one is reloading?


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RE: I named my penis today.
September 3, 2020 at 9:11 am
I never named my penis, but at my age it looks like an old pensioner.  Blush
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