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"2020 WAS" Add your descriptions here.
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January 1, 2021 at 11:36 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
2020 wasn't bad
Considering ww3 is a future option too
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January 1, 2021 at 11:41 am


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January 1, 2021 at 11:46 am
2020 was this, but for 8784 hours and not merely 43 or 10 hours:


Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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January 1, 2021 at 11:51 am
(January 1, 2021 at 11:46 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: 2020 was this, but for 8784 hours and not merely 43 or 10 hours:



Ok, whomever came up with this needs to be brought up on charges.
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January 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm
(January 1, 2021 at 11:36 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Roses are red
Violets are blue
2020 wasn't bad
Considering ww3 is a future option too
Meh, one of my cousins said "I'm not worried about any Third World War, that's the third world's problem."
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January 1, 2021 at 1:08 pm
Sure, 2020 was like when you take a shit somewhere in the house but you don't remember where so you wait for it to really start to stink to pick it up and throw it away. But then you discover that your pet gerbils have been playing fussball with it and smeared it all around the room and beyond so it's hopeless, and on top of that you have your future in laws coming for dinner...
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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January 1, 2021 at 1:23 pm
(January 1, 2021 at 1:08 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sure, 2020 was like when you take a shit somewhere in the house but you don't remember where so you wait for it to really start to stink to pick it up and throw it away. But then you discover that your pet gerbils have been playing fussball with it and smeared it all around the room and beyond so it's hopeless, and on top of that you have your future in laws coming for dinner...

This is an apt description.
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January 1, 2021 at 1:55 pm
(January 1, 2021 at 1:08 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sure, 2020 was like when you take a shit somewhere in the house but you don't remember where so you wait for it to really start to stink to pick it up and throw it away. But then you discover that your pet gerbils have been playing fussball with it and smeared it all around the room and beyond so it's hopeless, and on top of that you have your future in laws coming for dinner...

Sounds like an epic Youtube.
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January 1, 2021 at 1:56 pm
2020 was better than 1918.
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