45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.

[Brian37]

Ok, take a famous inspiring quote from history, and bastardize it with how you think the orange jackass would put it.

45, "Suckers, Sycophants, let me cut off your ears."

45, " Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Mara Lago can do for me."

45, " Think not that I have brought facts, I bring not facts, but bullshit."

45, "Free at last, free at last, thank God for billionaire tax breaks, they're free at last."

45, "I Tweet, so therefore I Tweet "CAPS LIVES MATTER".

45, "How do I screw farmers, let me count the ways."

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45, "Imagine there's no free press, it's easy if you try."

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Flurry of activity, signifying nothing'.

Boru

[Brian37]

'Flurry of activity, signifying nothing'.

Boru

Good one.

[no one]

"I can only tell lies." 

[downbeatplumb]

We are all lying in the gutter, or is it a bedroom in Mar A Largo?

Is this a Russian bribe I see before me?

[A. Secular Human]

45 - "One cannot know both the exact momentum and position of an electron. My favorite's 'doggy style'".

(With apologies to Werner Heisenberg.)

[brewer]

45: Taking a knee during Dancing Queen in unpatriotic!

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

"If this place were a brothel, they'd save a fortune on condoms."

"Since they couldn't organize a fek between the lot of 'em!"

[Little lunch]

Alas, poor Epstein.
I knew him well.

[Brian37]

45: Taking a knee during Dancing Queen in unpatriotic!

Fuck you asshole.... HE HE.... That was a good one.