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45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
#1
45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
Ok, take a famous inspiring quote from history, and bastardize it with how you think the orange jackass would put it.

45, "Suckers, Sycophants, let me cut off your ears."

45, " Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Mara Lago can do for me."

45, " Think not that I have brought facts, I bring not facts, but bullshit."

45, "Free at last, free at last, thank God for billionaire tax breaks, they're free at last."

45, "I Tweet, so therefore I Tweet "CAPS LIVES MATTER".

45, "How do I screw farmers, let me count the ways."

45, "Imagine there's no free press, it's easy if you try."
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#2
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
'Flurry of activity, signifying nothing'.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
(August 28, 2019 at 8:14 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'Flurry of activity, signifying nothing'.

Boru

Good one.
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#4
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
"I can only tell lies." [Image: Thumbs%20Up.png]
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#5
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
We are all lying in the gutter, or is it a bedroom in Mar A Largo?

Is this a Russian bribe I see before me?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
45 - "One cannot know both the exact momentum and position of an electron. My favorite's 'doggy style'".

(With apologies to Werner Heisenberg.)
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#7
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
45: Taking a knee during Dancing Queen in unpatriotic!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#8
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
At work.

"If this place were a brothel, they'd save a fortune on condoms."

"Since they couldn't organize a fek between the lot of 'em!"
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#9
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Alas, poor Epstein.
I knew him well.




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#10
RE: 45's versions of famous quotes...add yours.
(September 1, 2019 at 6:10 pm)wyzas Wrote: 45: Taking a knee during Dancing Queen in unpatriotic!

Fuck you asshole.... HE HE.... That was a good one.  Hilarious
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