Joe dirt, a Hispanic neighbor story.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yes....actually, but I'm guessing you don't read, huh?

 Weird flex, but go off.


Wrong audience, man.  I'd strangle a motherfucker with my own hands and cut a bitch with my own knife.

When you tell me that I'll get my bloodbath....is that supposed to be bad thing?  There's no number of you and your white and delightsome brethren that I wouldn't kill.  That's what makes the grass grow.  Good luck to you and your fellow traitors- you'll need it.  You're over here bullshitting me about marvel superheroes....jesus fucking christ, you're gonna get rolled.

You do know that we breed killers..... right?

LOL

Don't judge by appearances, sport. I'm 6'4", I weigh 15 and 5. And I one had a 5'5" bouncer toss me around like a tennis shoe in a tumble dryer.

Boru

[Brian37]

Ok, these "evil rapists" living next to me held a party tonight. And in the process gave me a couple of bottles of beer and a bottle of whiskey. I damned sure wish other humans being polite would be outlawed. 

What is this with humans being nice to each other?

[Brian37]

It was exactly what I thought. My neighbors are building a driveway. 

I am jealous. I sucked with model airplanes and tanks as a kid. Fuck Erector sets. "DYI"? Me? If I tried to build my own driveway, I'd make Chernobyl look like spilling milk.

Imagine if I worked for NASA. Take a guess at how many men would have made it to the moon?

[Hillbillyatheist]

one trick to prevent your driveway turning into Chernobyl is don't use radioactive sand.